--- title: "3 Dick Quotes By C.D. Reiss" description: "3 Dick quotes by C.D. Reiss. Plus more from C.D. Reiss and more Dick sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/c-d-reiss-1966_time_he-has-one-dick-and-it-can-be-inside-one_1209112.jpg" --- > [“He has one dick, and it can be inside one woman at a time. Nothing you say will stop me getting peeled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/he-has-one-dick-and-it-can-be-inside-one-woman-at-a-time-nothing-you/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/c-d-reiss-1966_time_he-has-one-dick-and-it-can-be-inside-one_1209112.jpg) > [“I’m not about to suck your dick so you’ll make a call for me.” “And I’m not making the call so you’ll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/i-m-not-about-to-suck-your-dick-so-you-ll-make-a-call-for-me-and-i-m/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34e/c-d-reiss-1966_beg_i-m-not-about-to-suck-your-dick-so-you-l_2734973.jpg) > [“I’ll call him for you.” “I’m not about to suck your dick so you’ll make a call for me.” “And I’m not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/i-ll-call-him-for-you-i-m-not-about-to-suck-your-dick-so-you-ll-make/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c2/c-d-reiss-1966_dick_i-ll-call-him-for-you-i-m-not-about-to-s_2777969.jpg) ## Other authors on Dick ## More by C.D. Reiss > [“You may not love her any more, but you respect her. Which is more than I can say for how you feel about me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/you-may-not-love-her-any-more-but-you-respect-her-which-is-more-than/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“Was there anyone before you? You might have thought so at the the time. I feel like no one's ever loved me before. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/was-there-anyone-before-you-you-might-have-thought-so-at-the-the-time/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“Make no mistake, I will hurt you to protect you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/make-no-mistake-i-will-hurt-you-to-protect-you/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“You turned my existence into a life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/you-turned-my-existence-into-a-life/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“...Tomorrow I'm going to destroy you. I'm going to mark your body and ruin your mind. By noon, you won't know whether to laugh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/tomorrow-i-m-going-to-destroy-you-i-m-going-to-mark-your-body-and/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“I want to fuck you right here, teacup.” “The engraved invitation’s in the mail.” I raised my leg over his waist and he tucked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/i-want-to-fuck-you-right-here-teacup-the-engraved-invitation-s-in-the/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“I was many things. I was submissive. I was masochistic. I was trusting. I was a sexual slave. But obedient? Not as much.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/i-was-many-things-i-was-submissive-i-was-masochistic-i-was-trusting-i/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“And right now, the only thing I want to face is a certain hot alpha racecar driver on my Kindle.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/and-right-now-the-only-thing-i-want-to-face-is-a-certain-hot-alpha/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“I’ll break you with my love and put you back together.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/i-ll-break-you-with-my-love-and-put-you-back-together/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“She tasted like the rest of my life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/she-tasted-like-the-rest-of-my-life/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“I wanted to hug him and slap him, in that order.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/i-wanted-to-hug-him-and-slap-him-in-that-order/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“I'm human, It's a terminal condition”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/i-m-human-it-s-a-terminal-condition/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“If I were this kid, I’d shit myself too. “Five,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/if-i-were-this-kid-i-d-shit-myself-too-five/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“I took one step toward him and he took the sign as if it was in neon paint. Which it was. Neon paint with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/i-took-one-step-toward-him-and-he-took-the-sign-as-if-it-was-in-neon/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) > [“It’s wrong to want to protect you? To keep you above my shit? A goddess?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/it-s-wrong-to-want-to-protect-you-to-keep-you-above-my-shit-a-goddess/) [C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dick/c-d-reiss/#itemlist", "name": "3 Dick Quotes By C.D. Reiss", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“He has one dick, and it can be inside one woman at a time. 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