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> [“The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/the-last-thing-i-ever-wanted-was-to-be-alive-when-the-three-most/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [“Thanks a lot, you dirty rats. The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick, & Colon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/thanks-a-lot-you-dirty-rats-the-last-thing-i-ever-wanted-was-to-be/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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