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title: "2 Diaper Quotes By Emma Goldrick"
description: "2 Diaper quotes by Emma Goldrick. Plus more from Emma Goldrick and more Diaper sayings from other authors."
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> [“Observe," she said. "You put the diaper under here, and around there, and you—if you had one—pin the whole thing ogether. Now you try it." "Not me," he objected. "How about a paper clip? Or a paper staple?" "I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-goldrick/observe-she-said-you-put-the-diaper-under-here-and-around-there-and/)

[Emma Goldrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-goldrick/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b9/emma-goldrick-60453_little-girl_observe-she-said-you-put-the-diaper-unde_1546165.jpg)

> [“I wish I knew what you were talking about," she returned. "Where's the pin?" "Pin?" "Yes. Pin. To fasten the diaper. The kid can't hold the thing up with two hands.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-goldrick/i-wish-i-knew-what-you-were-talking-about-she-returned-where-s-the/)

[Emma Goldrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-goldrick/)

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## More by Emma Goldrick

> [“She was busy trying to stab me to death with her umbrella and I was busy trying to dodge." He made a little face.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-goldrick/she-was-busy-trying-to-stab-me-to-death-with-her-umbrella-and-i-was/)

[Emma Goldrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-goldrick/)

> [“He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-goldrick/he-wasn-t-aware-of-it-but-when-he-smiled-he-looked-like-an-amiable/)

[Emma Goldrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-goldrick/)

> [“Observe," she said. "You put the diaper under here, and around there, and you—if you had one—pin the whole thing ogether. Now you try…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-goldrick/observe-she-said-you-put-the-diaper-under-here-and-around-there-and/)

[Emma Goldrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-goldrick/)

> [“I wish I knew what you were talking about," she returned. "Where's the pin?" "Pin?" "Yes. Pin. To fasten the diaper. The kid can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-goldrick/i-wish-i-knew-what-you-were-talking-about-she-returned-where-s-the/)

[Emma Goldrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-goldrick/)

> [“It's these darn barbecues. It's so hard to stand and hold on to a plate full of food, a drink and your dignity at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-goldrick/it-s-these-darn-barbecues-it-s-so-hard-to-stand-and-hold-on-to-a/)

[Emma Goldrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-goldrick/)

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