---
title: "3 Diaper Baby Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Diaper Baby quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Diaper Baby sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Putting a disposable diaper on a baby with diarrhea is kinda like putting your thumb over the end of a garden hose.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amber-dusick/putting-a-disposable-diaper-on-a-baby-with-diarrhea-is-kinda-like/)

[Amber Dusick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amber-dusick/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/491/amber-dusick-54992_diaper_putting-a-disposable-diaper-on-a-baby-wi_246367.jpg)

> [I was raised as a red diaper baby.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/murray-bookchin/i-was-raised-as-a-red-diaper-baby/)

[Murray Bookchin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/murray-bookchin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ce/murray-bookchin-2587_baby_i-was-raised-as-a-red-diaper-baby-148054_1480547.png)

> [The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-reiser/the-first-time-i-tried-to-put-a-new-diaper-on-my-baby-i-yanked-the/)

[Paul Reiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-reiser/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47e/paul-reiser-7549_baby_the-first-time-i-tried-to-put-a-new-diap_3186012.jpg)

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