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> [I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/i-used-to-be-really-cute-i-could-send-you-earlier-photos-where-i-m/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

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## More by Zach Galifianakis

> [My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/my-girlfriend-and-i-went-to-a-dinner-party-the-other-night-and-we/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/when-you-look-like-i-do-its-hard-to-get-a-table-for-one-at-chucky/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/the-whole-thing-about-working-in-front-of-the-camera-is-to-make/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/i-m-greek-my-body-produces-feta-cheese/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/i-ve-always-wanted-to-have-a-greek-sitcom-called-olive-lucy/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/i-kind-of-put-myself-out-there-as-is-i-m-a-quiet-person-i-don-t-know/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/it-s-fun-for-me-to-couple-emotion-with-comedy-i-think-it-helps-comedy/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/the-problem-with-these-interviews-is-that-there-s-no-sarcastic-font/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/people-are-trying-to-prove-things-and-i-probably-have-that-i-probably/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/american-society-loves-to-prop-people-up-and-then-take-them-down/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/i-just-try-to-keep-myself-a-traditionalist-i-liked-being-an/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/tigers-love-pepper-they-hate-cinnamon/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/i-once-walked-in-on-my-grandparents-making-love-and-that-s-why-i-don/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7".](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/i-m-terrible-at-heights-i-hate-it-i-m-glad-i-m-only-5-7/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

> [That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/that-s-one-of-the-great-things-about-comedy-we-can-and-should-say-the/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

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