--- title: "1 Diagnose Quotes By House MD" description: "1 Diagnose quotes by House MD. Plus more from House MD and more Diagnose sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef8/house-md-19774_biopsy_cameron-you-can-t-diagnose-that-without_517466.jpg" --- > [Cameron: You can't diagnose that without a biopsy. House: Yes, we can, we treat it. If she gets better we know that we're right. Cameron: And if we're wrong? House: We learn something else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/cameron-you-can-t-diagnose-that-without-a-biopsy-house-yes-we-can-we/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef8/house-md-19774_biopsy_cameron-you-can-t-diagnose-that-without_517466.jpg) ## More by House MD > [House: I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying no chance in hell. Chase: I'm Australian. House: You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/house-i-assume-minimal-at-best-is-your-stiff-upper-lip-british-way-of/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [Clinic Patient: I wasn't trying to off myself. House: No, you were trying to kill the wall.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/clinic-patient-i-wasn-t-trying-to-off-myself-house-no-you-were-trying/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [Cuddy: Oh, why do you have to make everything so dramatic? House: Because I'm a very high-strung little lapdog \*yips\*](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/cuddy-oh-why-do-you-have-to-make-everything-so-dramatic-house-because/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [Lydia: And who's going to carry you when you're carrying the cello? House: Yes, cast aside the useless cripple. How very German of you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/lydia-and-who-s-going-to-carry-you-when-you-re-carrying-the-cello/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [House: Truth begins in lies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/house-truth-begins-in-lies/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [Cameron: You can't diagnose that without a biopsy. House: Yes, we can, we treat it. If she gets better we know that we're right.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/cameron-you-can-t-diagnose-that-without-a-biopsy-house-yes-we-can-we/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [Wilson: If you need to talk, if you need more help, I'm right here. House: Great. Can you be 'right here' somewhere else?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/wilson-if-you-need-to-talk-if-you-need-more-help-i-m-right-here-house/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [“You're on a plane! We're all on planes. Life is dangerous and complicated and... it's a long way down.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/you-re-on-a-plane-we-re-all-on-planes-life-is-dangerous-and/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [Michael Tritter: Merry Christmas House: And a Happy Go-to-Hell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/michael-tritter-merry-christmas-house-and-a-happy-go-to-hell/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [Cameron: Could pain medication cause an orgasm? House: I wish.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/cameron-could-pain-medication-cause-an-orgasm-house-i-wish/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [Cuddy to House: l'll be on your couch with a shotgun, in case you try to make a limp for the border.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/cuddy-to-house-l-ll-be-on-your-couch-with-a-shotgun-in-case-you-try/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [Team: We've got rectal bleeding. House: What, all of you?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/team-we-ve-got-rectal-bleeding-house-what-all-of-you/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [House: As fascinating as our bodies are, they're also stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/house-as-fascinating-as-our-bodies-are-they-re-also-stupid/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [House: If I forget about her, can I have my carpet back? Cuddy: NO! House: If I forget about the carpet, can I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/house-if-i-forget-about-her-can-i-have-my-carpet-back-cuddy-no-house/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) > [Wilson: They could build monuments to your self-centeredness. House vs. God](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/house-md/wilson-they-could-build-monuments-to-your-self-centeredness-house-vs/) [House MD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/house-md/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diagnose/house-md/#itemlist", "name": "1 Diagnose Quotes By House MD", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Cameron: You can't diagnose that without a biopsy. House: Yes, we can, we treat it. If she gets better we know that we're right. Cameron: And if we're wrong? 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