--- title: "26 Dexter Quotes By Jeff Lindsay" description: "26 Dexter quotes by Jeff Lindsay. Plus more from Jeff Lindsay and more Dexter sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e3/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_dexter-the-sofa-spud-706577_706577.png" --- > [“... Dexter the sofa spud ...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/dexter-the-sofa-spud/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e3/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_dexter-the-sofa-spud-706577_706577.png) > [I'm a very neat monster." ~Dexter Morgan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/i-m-a-very-neat-monster-dexter-morgan/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc3/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_i-m-a-very-neat-monster-dexter-morgan-26_2613277.png) > [“I'll die a meter maid, Dexter.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/i-ll-die-a-meter-maid-dexter/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b29/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_i-ll-die-a-meter-maid-dexter-2524225_2524225.png) > [“If you believe that God makes miracles you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/if-you-believe-that-god-makes-miracles-you-have-to-wonder-if-satan/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/205/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_if-you-believe-that-god-makes-miracles-y_1730163.png) > [I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/i-m-quite-sure-more-people-fake-an-awful-lot-of-everyday-human/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5f/jeff-lindsay-1259_awful_i-m-quite-sure-more-people-fake-an-awful_2427549.png) > [“God, it's like I have something, deep down inside of me, that i think is undeserving of love.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/god-it-s-like-i-have-something-deep-down-inside-of-me-that-i-think-is/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/35a/jeff-lindsay-1259_deep-inside_god-it-s-like-i-have-something-deep-down_524141.png) > [And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/and-what-did-you-do-last-night-dexter-oh-i-played-with-my-dolls-while/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ea/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_and-what-did-you-do-last-night-dexter-oh_94870.png) > [Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/rectory-always-sounded-to-me-like-a-place-you-would-find-a/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/347/jeff-lindsay-1259_catholic_rectory-always-sounded-to-me-like-a-plac_1753090.png) > [Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/detective-i-don-t-know-where-the-boyfriend-is-really-i-said-and-it/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/028/jeff-lindsay-1259_considering_detective-i-don-t-know-where-the-boyfrie_82573.png) > [“Is that why you're crying?" (...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see." I skipped over the image…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/is-that-why-you-re-crying-it-s-just-hormones-she-said-i-didn-t-want/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/632/jeff-lindsay-1259_crying_is-that-why-you-re-crying-it-s-just-horm_1023532.png) > [“And although I take no credit for it, I am presentable enough; I clean up good, as we natives like to say."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/and-although-i-take-no-credit-for-it-i-am-presentable-enough-i-clean/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24f/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_and-although-i-take-no-credit-for-it-i-a_388202.png) > [“I was building a perfect and nearly impenetrable facade of gleaming antiseptic steel and glass to cement onto the front of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/i-was-building-a-perfect-and-nearly-impenetrable-facade-of-gleaming/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1db/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_i-was-building-a-perfect-and-nearly-impe_1532779.png) > [“Deborah led me away from it and over to the far end of the room. “Dexter,” she said, “promise me you didn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/deborah-led-me-away-from-it-and-over-to-the-far-end-of-the-room/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/610/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_deborah-led-me-away-from-it-and-over-to_71902.png) > [“Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/quirky-funny-happy-go-lucky-dead-inside-dexter-no-longer-dexter-with/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2dc/jeff-lindsay-1259_dead-inside_quirky-funny-happy-go-lucky-dead-inside_1246667.png) > [“Certainly no one on-site asked for my opinion, but I have always felt there should be no leftovers. It's untidy, and it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/certainly-no-one-on-site-asked-for-my-opinion-but-i-have-always-felt/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/315/jeff-lindsay-1259_dark-humor_certainly-no-one-on-site-asked-for-my-op_1182154.png) > [“That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Potter, coincidence got my vote.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/that-left-either-magical-powers-or-coincidence-and-although-i-have/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d5/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_that-left-either-magical-powers-or-coinc_1526491.png) > [“Perhaps Dexter’s dutiful but uninspired brain pictured him as Sherlock Holmes, able to examine the wheel ruts and deduce that a left-handed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/perhaps-dexter-s-dutiful-but-uninspired-brain-pictured-him-as/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a5/jeff-lindsay-1259_dearly-devoted-dexte_perhaps-dexter-s-dutiful-but-uninspired_1480903.png) > [“It’s always me, isn’t it? I’m not really a very nice person, but for some reason it’s always me that they come…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/it-s-always-me-isn-t-it-i-m-not-really-a-very-nice-person-but-for/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9a/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_it-s-always-me-isn-t-it-i-m-not-really-a_3041654.png) > [“But it's different for a girl, and Astor is at the age- It's not too dry, is it?" She said, frowning at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/but-it-s-different-for-a-girl-and-astor-is-at-the-age-it-s-not-too/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/209/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_but-it-s-different-for-a-girl-and-astor_2472673.png) > [“Because no matter how far you may travel, you are what you are, and even when you are flying at thrilling new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/because-no-matter-how-far-you-may-travel-you-are-what-you-are-and/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b6e/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_because-no-matter-how-far-you-may-travel_1101460.jpg) > [“But of course, very few people are Dexter. This is generally a good thing, but in this case it came in handy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/but-of-course-very-few-people-are-dexter-this-is-generally-a-good/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b5/jeff-lindsay-1259_dearly-devoted-dexte_but-of-course-very-few-people-are-dexter_1478207.png) > [“I thought about getting out and looking for some kind of clue, until I realized how silly that was. Did I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/i-thought-about-getting-out-and-looking-for-some-kind-of-clue-until-i/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/850/jeff-lindsay-1259_dark-humor_i-thought-about-getting-out-and-looking_2859542.png) > [“Dexter the Magnificent, who doth bestride the world like a Colossus, many lovely corpses at his feet, brought to you in live…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/dexter-the-magnificent-who-doth-bestride-the-world-like-a-colossus/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6dc/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_dexter-the-magnificent-who-doth-bestride_3234179.png) > [“Dexter,' Debs said, jerking her head at me. 'Get some smelling salts or something. You and Deke help her up.' (...) Deke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/dexter-debs-said-jerking-her-head-at-me-get-some-smelling-salts-or/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/762/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_dexter-debs-said-jerking-her-head-at-me_832408.jpg) > [“She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answering machine. Sure enough,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/she-stared-at-me-you-have-a-message-she-said-on-you-machine-i-looked/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/862/jeff-lindsay-1259_carpe-diem_she-stared-at-me-you-have-a-message-she_294175.png) > [“Dexter the no-bloodhound, who hid behind a human-seeming face and tracked down the truly naughty serial killers who killed without code.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/dexter-the-no-bloodhound-who-hid-behind-a-human-seeming-face-and/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_dexter-the-no-bloodhound-who-hid-behind_516612.png) ## Other authors on Dexter ## More by Jeff Lindsay > [It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/it-revealed-a-cruelty-that-really-made-one-wonder-if-the-universe-was/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [“Rather than see me or have me touch it again, it died.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/rather-than-see-me-or-have-me-touch-it-again-it-died/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [“We don't get to pick our kin. The best we can hope for is to survive them...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/we-don-t-get-to-pick-our-kin-the-best-we-can-hope-for-is-to-survive/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/i-was-never-more-alive-than-when-the-dark-passenger-was-driving/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/i-had-killed-our-careful-relationship-by-driving-my-tongue-through/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/i-had-become-a-perfect-fake-human-saying-the-stupid-and-pointless/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [“Deborah led me away from it and over to the far end of the room. “Dexter,” she said, “promise me you didn’t kill this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/deborah-led-me-away-from-it-and-over-to-the-far-end-of-the-room/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/detective-i-don-t-know-where-the-boyfriend-is-really-i-said-and-it/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [“I came, I saw, I blew chunks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/i-came-i-saw-i-blew-chunks/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/and-what-did-you-do-last-night-dexter-oh-i-played-with-my-dolls-while/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [In that tremendous flash of freedom, on my way to do The Thing for the first time, sanctioned by Almighty Harry, I receded, faded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/in-that-tremendous-flash-of-freedom-on-my-way-to-do-the-thing-for-the/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [“It would be much too difficult for anyone to get in and out of this area, especially if they were carrying questionable loads of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/it-would-be-much-too-difficult-for-anyone-to-get-in-and-out-of-this/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [“I spent the rest of the workday on routine paperwork, snarling at misplaced files and seething at the stupidity of everyone else's report writing--when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/i-spent-the-rest-of-the-workday-on-routine-paperwork-snarling-at/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/after-a-long-moment-i-closed-the-freezer-door-i-wanted-to-lie-down/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) > [I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/i-mean-really-what-kind-of-person-could-possibly-dislike-me/) [Jeff Lindsay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-lindsay/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dexter/jeff-lindsay/#itemlist", "name": "26 Dexter Quotes By Jeff Lindsay", "numberOfItems": 26, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“... 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'Get some smelling salts or something. You and Deke help her up.' (...) Deke looked at me anxiously, reminding me very much of a large and handsome dog who needs a stick to fetch. 'Hey, you got some of that smelling stuff?' he said. Apparently it had become universally accepted that Dexter was the Eternal Keeper of the Smelling Salts. I had no idea where that baffling canard had come from, but in truth, I was completely without. 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You got a girlfriend, Dexter?\" there was a strange hint of a challenge in her voice. \"You know how it is,\" I said. \"Women today are so forward, and when you are as handsome as I am they absolutely fling themselves at your head.\" Perhaps an unfortunate choice of words; as I said it I couldn't help thinking of the woman's head flung at me not so long ago. \"Watch out,\" La Guerta said. \"Sooner or later one of them will stick.\" I had no idea what she thought that meant, but it was a very unsettling image. \"I'm sure you're right,\" I said. \"Until then, carpe diem.\" \"What?\" \"It's Latin,\" I said. \"It means, complain in the daylight.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jeff Lindsay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/she-stared-at-me-you-have-a-message-she-said-on-you-machine-i-looked/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/862/jeff-lindsay-1259_carpe-diem_she-stared-at-me-you-have-a-message-she_294175.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/862/jeff-lindsay-1259_carpe-diem_she-stared-at-me-you-have-a-message-she_294175.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/862/jeff-lindsay-1259_carpe-diem_she-stared-at-me-you-have-a-message-she_294175.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“She stared at me \"You have a message,\" she said. \"On you machine.\" I looked over at my answering machine…” — Jeff Lindsay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 26, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Dexter the no-bloodhound, who hid behind a human-seeming face and tracked down the truly naughty serial killers who killed without code.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jeff Lindsay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-lindsay/dexter-the-no-bloodhound-who-hid-behind-a-human-seeming-face-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_dexter-the-no-bloodhound-who-hid-behind_516612.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_dexter-the-no-bloodhound-who-hid-behind_516612.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_dexter-the-no-bloodhound-who-hid-behind_516612.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dexter the no-bloodhound, who hid behind a human-seeming face and tracked down the truly naughty serial…” — Jeff Lindsay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dexter/jeff-lindsay/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dexter/jeff-lindsay/", "name": "Dexter Quotes by Jeff Lindsay", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dexter/jeff-lindsay/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e3/jeff-lindsay-1259_dexter_dexter-the-sofa-spud-706577_706577.png" }, "description": "26 Dexter quotes by Jeff Lindsay. 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