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> [“Detention, Saturday night, my office,” said Snape. “I do not take cheek from anyone, Potter . . . not even ‘the Chosen One.’ ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/detention-saturday-night-my-office-said-snape-i-do-not-take-cheek/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

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> [“D'you know what that - (he called Snape something that made Hermoine say "Ron!")" - is making me do? I've got to scrub out the bedpans in the hospital wing. Without magic!" He was breathing deeply, his fists clenched. "Why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/d-you-know-what-that-he-called-snape-something-that-made-hermoine-say/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

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## Other authors on Detention

## More by J.K. Rowling

> [“Our Chasers Aren’t Cheating! That was the stunned reaction of Quidditch fans across Britain last night when the so-called “Stooging Penalty” was announced by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/our-chasers-aren-t-cheating-that-was-the-stunned-reaction-of/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“Snape pointed at the parchment, on which the words of Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs were still shining.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/snape-pointed-at-the-parchment-on-which-the-words-of-messrs-moony/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [ “Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus \[ never tickle a sleeping dragon \]” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/draco-dormiens-nunquam-titillandus-never-tickle-a-sleeping-dragon/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“An intense cold swept over them all. Harry felt his own breath catch in his chest. The cold went deeper than his skin. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/an-intense-cold-swept-over-them-all-harry-felt-his-own-breath-catch/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“If you're not Gryffindor, we'll disinherit you," said Ron, "but no pressure." "Ron!" Lily and Hugo laughed, but Albus and Rose looked solemn. "He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/if-you-re-not-gryffindor-we-ll-disinherit-you-said-ron-but-no/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“You want to give it a look, Xeno is printing all the stuff the Prophet’s ignoring, not a single mention of Crumple-Horned Snorkacks in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/you-want-to-give-it-a-look-xeno-is-printing-all-the-stuff-the-prophet/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“He wore round glasses held together with a lot of Sellotape because of all the times Dudley had punched him on the nose.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/he-wore-round-glasses-held-together-with-a-lot-of-sellotape-because/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“Sybill Trelawney, Divination teacher,’” Harry read. “How’re we supposed to get up there?” As though in answer to his question, the trapdoor suddenly opened,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/sybill-trelawney-divination-teacher-harry-read-how-re-we-supposed-to/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“Harry et Ron furent enchantés d’entendre Hagrid qualifier Rusard de « vieille ganache ».”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/harry-et-ron-furent-enchant-s-d-entendre-hagrid-qualifier-rusard-de/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“Well, I can certainly see why we’re trying to keep them alive,” said Malfoy sarcastically. “Who wouldn’t want pets that can burn, sting, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/well-i-can-certainly-see-why-we-re-trying-to-keep-them-alive-said/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“There was no waking from this nightmare, no comforting whisper in the dark that he was safe really, that it was all in his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/there-was-no-waking-from-this-nightmare-no-comforting-whisper-in-the/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“Well, I reckon you should --" Ron began, but he was interrupted by the Fat Lady, who had been watching them sleepily and now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/well-i-reckon-you-should-ron-began-but-he-was-interrupted-by-the-fat/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“LOOK AT THIS SNAKE!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/look-at-this-snake/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“Potter! Weasley! What are you doing?” It was Professor McGonagall, and her mouth was the thinnest of thin lines. “We were — we were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/potter-weasley-what-are-you-doing-it-was-professor-mcgonagall-and-her/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

> [“Psst!” said a voice, and he looked around to see a wispy little witch and the ferrety wizard from Magical Maintenance gesturing to him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/psst-said-a-voice-and-he-looked-around-to-see-a-wispy-little-witch/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

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