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title: "4 Detective Quotes By Rex Stout"
description: "4 Detective quotes by Rex Stout. Plus more from Rex Stout and more Detective sayings from other authors."
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> [If I'm home with no chore at hand, and a package of books has come, the television set and the chess board…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/if-i-m-home-with-no-chore-at-hand-and-a-package-of-books-has-come-the/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

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> [“Frankly, I wish I could make my heart quit doing an extra thump when Wolfe says satisfactory, Archie. It's childish.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/frankly-i-wish-i-could-make-my-heart-quit-doing-an-extra-thump-when/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

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> [Of course the modern detective story puts off its best tricks till the last, but Doyle always put his best tricks first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/of-course-the-modern-detective-story-puts-off-its-best-tricks-till/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

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> [“Wolfe still paid no attention to me. As a matter of fact, I didn't expect him to, since he was busy taking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/wolfe-still-paid-no-attention-to-me-as-a-matter-of-fact-i-didn-t/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

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## More by Rex Stout

> [A person who does not read cannot think. He may have good mental processes, but he has nothing to think about. You can feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/a-person-who-does-not-read-cannot-think-he-may-have-good-mental/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [If I'm home with no chore at hand, and a package of books has come, the television set and the chess board and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/if-i-m-home-with-no-chore-at-hand-and-a-package-of-books-has-come-the/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [To say that man is a reasoning animal is a very different thing than to say that most of man's decisions are based on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/to-say-that-man-is-a-reasoning-animal-is-a-very-different-thing-than/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [“Frankly, I wish I could make my heart quit doing an extra thump when Wolfe says satisfactory, Archie. It's childish.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/frankly-i-wish-i-could-make-my-heart-quit-doing-an-extra-thump-when/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/what-good-is-an-obscenity-trial-except-to-popularize-literature/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [In a world that operates largely at random, coincidences are to be expected, but any one of them must always be mistrusted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/in-a-world-that-operates-largely-at-random-coincidences-are-to-be/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [“everything from war to picnics depends on the weather, as Wolfe remarked”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/everything-from-war-to-picnics-depends-on-the-weather-as-wolfe/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [The more you put in your brain, the more it will hold -- if you have one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/the-more-you-put-in-your-brain-the-more-it-will-hold-if-you-have-one/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [“When we turned right on Thirty-fifth Street our suffix came along. By the time we rolled to the curb in front of Wolfe's house…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/when-we-turned-right-on-thirty-fifth-street-our-suffix-came-along-by/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [What the tongue has promised, the body must submit to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/what-the-tongue-has-promised-the-body-must-submit-to/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [The Glass Key is better than anything Hemingway ever wrote](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/the-glass-key-is-better-than-anything-hemingway-ever-wrote/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [Genius is fine for the ignition spark, but to get there someone has to see that the radiator doesn't leak and no tire is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/genius-is-fine-for-the-ignition-spark-but-to-get-there-someone-has-to/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [A Dickens character to me is a theatrical projection of a character. Not that it isn't real. It's real, but in that removed sense.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/a-dickens-character-to-me-is-a-theatrical-projection-of-a-character/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [“To pronounce French properly you must have within you a deep antipathy, not to say scorn, for some of the most sacred of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/to-pronounce-french-properly-you-must-have-within-you-a-deep/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

> [A man may debar nonsense from his library of reason, but not from the arena of his impulses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rex-stout/a-man-may-debar-nonsense-from-his-library-of-reason-but-not-from-the/)

[Rex Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rex-stout/)

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