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title: "2 Dentist Quotes By Michael Buckley"
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> [“Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the receptionist explained. "People come here to get a healthy smile." There was another groan. Puck laughed. "Sure! That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/is-this-a-torture-chamber-puck-asked-eagerly-listen-to-all-the/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/768/michael-buckley-6403_dentist_is-this-a-torture-chamber-puck-asked-eag_396840.jpg)

> [“You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against their will! How do I become a dentist?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/you-mean-people-pay-you-to-do-this-to-them-i-thought-you-had-captured/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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## More by Michael Buckley

> [“Hanging upside down above them was a fat, frog-faced creature. Its head and feet were amphibious, with slimy, bumpy skin and a puffed, bulbous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/hanging-upside-down-above-them-was-a-fat-frog-faced-creature-its-head/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [“But that is love, isn't it? It's terribly inconvenient. It sweeps you up and stales your attention and slows down your work. our labors…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/but-that-is-love-isn-t-it-it-s-terribly-inconvenient-it-sweeps-you-up/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [“Oh really? How about Ms. Longdon, who swore her toilet was haunted?” said Sabrina.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/oh-really-how-about-ms-longdon-who-swore-her-toilet-was-haunted-said/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/if-you-want-a-happy-ending-you-have-to-go-out-and-take-it/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [“Once she was out of her clothes and into a warm robe, she headed back downstairs, passing the bathroom door, where she could hear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/once-she-was-out-of-her-clothes-and-into-a-warm-robe-she-headed-back/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/keep-your-paws-off-my-fianc-e-you-flea-ridden-stray/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/you-sick-twisted-monster-sabrina-seethed-at-pinocchio/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/i-m-soooooo-telling-puck-stood-behind-her-you-two-disobeyed-your/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [“For one, he was worried he’d get killed, which was something he generally tried to avoid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/for-one-he-was-worried-he-d-get-killed-which-was-something-he/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/and-who-are-you-supposed-to-be-the-king-of-snot-nosed-delinquents/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/when-did-you-suddenly-become-mister-maturity/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/but-dad-we-can-t-leave-uncle-jake-is-hurt-daphne-said-besides-that-s/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [“Though he could not remember how he had been injured or how long he had been unconcious, his first thought was to call the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/though-he-could-not-remember-how-he-had-been-injured-or-how-long-he/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [Nothing like a puppet to give you the willies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/nothing-like-a-puppet-to-give-you-the-willies/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [“Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the receptionist explained.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/is-this-a-torture-chamber-puck-asked-eagerly-listen-to-all-the/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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