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title: "271 Dentist Quotes by 233 authors"
description: "Browse 271 Dentist quotes by 233 authors. Discover the best Dentist sayings and thoughts."
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> [Never go to a dentist who has bad breath.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damian-coleman/never-go-to-a-dentist-who-has-bad-breath/)

[Damian Coleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damian-coleman/)

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> [I wanted to be a dentist actually.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/camille-grammer/i-wanted-to-be-a-dentist-actually/)

[Camille Grammer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/camille-grammer/)

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> [No woman is a heroine to her dentist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/val-mcdermid/no-woman-is-a-heroine-to-her-dentist/)

[Val McDermid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/val-mcdermid/)

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> [“Be your own dentist!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rube-goldberg/be-your-own-dentist/)

[Rube Goldberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rube-goldberg/)

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> [Put your money where your mouth is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/put-your-money-where-your-mouth-is/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Dear slut, when the dentist said,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/avery-mckinney/dear-slut-when-the-dentist-said/)

[Avery McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/avery-mckinney/)

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> [I always wanted to be a dentist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-taurasi/i-always-wanted-to-be-a-dentist/)

[Diana Taurasi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-taurasi/)

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> [“Are your kids afraid of the Dentist?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhonda-patton/are-your-kids-afraid-of-the-dentist/)

[Rhonda Patton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhonda-patton/)

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> [The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-thing-about-a-cavity-search-is-this-it-has-nothing-to-do-with-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-d-prentice/a-dentist-at-work-in-his-vocation-always-looks-down-in-the-mouth/)

[George D. Prentice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-d-prentice/)

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> [No girlfriend, looking for some feelings find a dentist](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-sean/no-girlfriend-looking-for-some-feelings-find-a-dentist/)

[Big Sean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-sean/)

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> [Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miguel-de-cervantes/every-tooth-in-a-man-s-head-is-more-valuable-than-a-diamond/)

[Miguel de Cervantes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miguel-de-cervantes/)

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> [“The darker the skin, the whiter seem yellow teeth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/the-darker-the-skin-the-whiter-seem-yellow-teeth/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mason-cooley/if-suffering-brought-wisdom-the-dentist-s-office-would-be-full-of/)

[Mason Cooley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mason-cooley/)

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> [Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/dentists-lawyers-doctors-are-all-a-bunch-of-thieving-bastards/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joelle-carter/i-kind-of-have-a-phobia-for-the-dentist-s-office/)

[Joelle Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joelle-carter/)

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> [Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lara-stone/every-time-i-go-to-the-dentist-they-say-you-really-need-to-fix-that/)

[Lara Stone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lara-stone/)

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> [My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/my-dear-algy-you-talk-exactly-as-if-you-were-a-dentist-it-is-very/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-haddish/my-therapist-was-like-what-brings-joy-to-your-heart-and-i-was-like-i/)

[Tiffany Haddish](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-haddish/)

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> [I was a bio major, and I was going to take over my aunt's dental practice and be a dentist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-steger/i-was-a-bio-major-and-i-was-going-to-take-over-my-aunt-s-dental/)

[Michael Steger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-steger/)

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> [For the very top earners, vision and inspiration are essential. You need those to become the next Steve Jobs, but perhaps not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyler-cowen/for-the-very-top-earners-vision-and-inspiration-are-essential-you/)

[Tyler Cowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyler-cowen/)

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> [There was never a moment when I thought I'd be a dentist, I've always wanted to perform.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kiki-layne/there-was-never-a-moment-when-i-thought-i-d-be-a-dentist-i-ve-always/)

[KiKi Layne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kiki-layne/)

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> [Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-chbosky/incidentally-i-only-have-one-cavity-and-as-much-as-my-dentist-asks-me/)

[Stephen Chbosky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-chbosky/)

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> [I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-told-my-dentist-i-want-a-tooth-to-match-the-others-he-gave-my-one/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [It's disquieting to reflect that one's dreams never symbolize one's real wishes, but always something Much Worse... If I really wanted to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-l-sayers/it-s-disquieting-to-reflect-that-one-s-dreams-never-symbolize-one-s/)

[Dorothy L. Sayers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-l-sayers/)

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> [I keep pushing for the Crest Whitestrips thing. I get so many compliments on how white my teeth are, but I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-wagner/i-keep-pushing-for-the-crest-whitestrips-thing-i-get-so-many/)

[Jill Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-wagner/)

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> [Ever since I moved to L.A., my dentist - who I love and will die for - is always like, 'When are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ayo-edebiri/ever-since-i-moved-to-l-a-my-dentist-who-i-love-and-will-die-for-is/)

[Ayo Edebiri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ayo-edebiri/)

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> [I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist. I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor. I'd rather play Hurk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shel-silverstein/i-d-rather-play-tennis-than-go-to-the-dentist-i-d-rather-play-soccer/)

[Shel Silverstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shel-silverstein/)

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> [In nineteen minutes, you can mow the front lawn; color your hair; watch a third of a hockey game. In nineteen minutes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-picoult/in-nineteen-minutes-you-can-mow-the-front-lawn-color-your-hair-watch/)

[Jodi Picoult](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-picoult/)

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> [I could not see the speedometer, and was not accustomed to travelling in an open vehicle, but I estimated that we were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graeme-simsion/i-could-not-see-the-speedometer-and-was-not-accustomed-to-travelling/)

[Graeme Simsion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graeme-simsion/)

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> [The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/the-higher-animals-get-their-teeth-without-pain-or-inconvenience-man/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-bulwer-1st-baron-dalling-and-bulwer/there-are-two-things-in-life-that-a-sage-must-preserve-at-every/)

[Henry Bulwer, 1st Baron Dalling and Bulwer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-bulwer-1st-baron-dalling-and-bulwer/)

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> [Only black people in the whole neighborhood, so let's break it down: Me, I'm a decent comedian, I'm a'ight. Mary J. Blige,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/only-black-people-in-the-whole-neighborhood-so-let-s-break-it-down-me/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

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> [I could give you absolutely sterling advice on how to avoid writing, how when you run out of things to do other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-kushner/i-could-give-you-absolutely-sterling-advice-on-how-to-avoid-writing/)

[Tony Kushner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-kushner/)

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> [“I think fear neutralizes alcohol, weakens its anesthetic power. It's good for small fears; your boss, your wife, your bills, your dentist;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cornell-woolrich/i-think-fear-neutralizes-alcohol-weakens-its-anesthetic-power-it-s/)

[Cornell Woolrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cornell-woolrich/)

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> [I could play a cop, I could play a crook, I could play a lawyer, I could play a dentist, I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-matthau/i-could-play-a-cop-i-could-play-a-crook-i-could-play-a-lawyer-i-could/)

[Walter Matthau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-matthau/)

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> [Americans, too many of them, take themselves too seriously. You're going to get rapped - by the viewers, by the sponsors and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-carson/americans-too-many-of-them-take-themselves-too-seriously-you-re-going/)

[Johnny Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-carson/)

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> [I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-lorre/i-exercise-regularly-i-eat-moderate-amounts-of-healthy-food-i-make/)

[Chuck Lorre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-lorre/)

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> [Oh, my god. I'd be a terrible doctor. I don't like to touch other people. There's a lot of gruesome stuff in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-savage/oh-my-god-i-d-be-a-terrible-doctor-i-don-t-like-to-touch-other-people/)

[Dan Savage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-savage/)

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> [I have noticed that most men when they enter a barber shop and must wait their turn, drop into a chair and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-b-white/i-have-noticed-that-most-men-when-they-enter-a-barber-shop-and-must/)

[E. B. White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-b-white/)

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