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title: "7 Dentist Said Quotes by 7 authors"
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> [So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/so-i-went-to-the-dentist-he-said-say-aaah-i-said-why-he-said-my-dog-s/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d3/anonymous-1_dentist_so-i-went-to-the-dentist-he-said-say-aaa_82047.jpg)

> [My dentist said my teeth were wearing away at the back because I couldn't bite. My top jaw was broken and brought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eddie-the-eagle/my-dentist-said-my-teeth-were-wearing-away-at-the-back-because-i/)

[Eddie the Eagle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eddie-the-eagle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e19/eddie-the-eagle-5840_back_my-dentist-said-my-teeth-were-wearing-aw_294732.jpg)

> [Dear slut, when the dentist said,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/avery-mckinney/dear-slut-when-the-dentist-said/)

[Avery McKinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/avery-mckinney/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a4/avery-mckinney-100004_slut_dear-slut-when-the-dentist-said-977844_977844.jpg)

> [Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-vine/now-most-dentist-s-chairs-go-up-and-down-don-t-they-the-one-i-was-in/)

[Tim Vine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-vine/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/096/tim-vine-9978_chairs_now-most-dentist-s-chairs-go-up-and-down_1278979.jpg)

> [We did some camera tests blacking it out, we made a prosthetic with a gap in it, but that made me look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-helms/we-did-some-camera-tests-blacking-it-out-we-made-a-prosthetic-with-a/)

[Ed Helms](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-helms/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/777/ed-helms-4996_bigs_we-did-some-camera-tests-blacking-it-out_2143973.png)

> [My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cronenberg/my-dentist-said-to-me-the-other-day-i-ve-enough-problems-in-my-life/)

[David Cronenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cronenberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f4/david-cronenberg-8285_cinema_my-dentist-said-to-me-the-other-day-i-ve_2554506.jpg)

> [“Tell me, ' he continued, 'would it be true that you are an itinerant dentist and that you came on a tricycle?'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/flann-o-brien/tell-me-he-continued-would-it-be-true-that-you-are-an-itinerant/)

[Flann O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/flann-o-brien/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e8/flann-o-brien-6916_tooth_tell-me-he-continued-would-it-be-true-th_2869093.png)

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