--- title: "17 Democratic Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "17 Democratic quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Democratic sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/997/jay-leno-210_democratic_experts-are-saying-that-president-bush-s_1279597.png" --- > [Experts are saying that President Bush's goal now is to politically humiliate Saddam Hussein. Why don't we just make him the next…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/experts-are-saying-that-president-bush-s-goal-now-is-to-politically/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/997/jay-leno-210_democratic_experts-are-saying-that-president-bush-s_1279597.png) > [The Democratic Convention is $27 million in debt. They had to cancel the kick-off event at the Charlotte Motor Speedway. A speedway…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-democratic-convention-is-27-million-in-debt-they-had-to-cancel/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/866/jay-leno-210_charlotte_the-democratic-convention-is-27-million_3000580.jpg) > [It is day two of the Democratic convention, and apparently they had a huge lighting problem in the convention hall today. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/it-is-day-two-of-the-democratic-convention-and-apparently-they-had-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4da/jay-leno-210_bills_it-is-day-two-of-the-democratic-conventi_3156882.png) > [The Democratic Leadership Council has named Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton to design a plan to help define an agenda to the Democratic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-democratic-leadership-council-has-named-senator-hillary-rodham/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d2/jay-leno-210_agendas_the-democratic-leadership-council-has-na_2961353.png) > [The Democrats are all over this. Democratic strategists feel John Kerry's war record means he can beat Bush. They say when it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-democrats-are-all-over-this-democratic-strategists-feel-john/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a20/jay-leno-210_beats_the-democrats-are-all-over-this-democrat_2604457.jpg) > [In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senator John Kerry dated Morgan…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-a-new-issue-of-esquire-magazine-they-revealed-that-before-he-was/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/430/jay-leno-210_candidates_in-a-new-issue-of-esquire-magazine-they_1752528.jpg) > [The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democratic-presidential-candidate/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c16/jay-leno-210_actresses_the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democ_1899546.png) > [A Democratic congressman said that he worries that the IRS scandal might have a chilling effect on the IRA and that they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/a-democratic-congressman-said-that-he-worries-that-the-irs-scandal/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f6/jay-leno-210_chill_a-democratic-congressman-said-that-he-wo_1472964.jpg) > [Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/have-you-noticed-how-the-republicans-and-democrats-try-to-copy-each/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b5/jay-leno-210_built_have-you-noticed-how-the-republicans-and_2521492.png) > [John Kerry is recovering nicely after having prostate surgery. But the doctors did tell him it would be several months before he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/john-kerry-is-recovering-nicely-after-having-prostate-surgery-but-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/468/jay-leno-210_active_john-kerry-is-recovering-nicely-after-ha_797090.jpg) > [In an interview with Rolling Stone, Senator John Kerry, who is running for president, said that when he voted for the war…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-an-interview-with-rolling-stone-senator-john-kerry-who-is-running/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5c/jay-leno-210_als_in-an-interview-with-rolling-stone-senat_490713.png) > [Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/last-night-john-mccain-said-that-under-the-democratic-health-care/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f6/jay-leno-210_accountants_last-night-john-mccain-said-that-under-t_2261960.png) > [Kerry is well on his way to reaching his magic number of 2,162. That's the total number of delegates he needs to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/kerry-is-well-on-his-way-to-reaching-his-magic-number-of-2-162-that-s/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a20/jay-leno-210_court_kerry-is-well-on-his-way-to-reaching-his_842136.png) > [Presidential Democratic front-runner Howard Dean admitted to Chris Matthews on the 'Hardball' show that he got out of the draft because of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/presidential-democratic-front-runner-howard-dean-admitted-to-chris/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/058/jay-leno-210_dean_presidential-democratic-front-runner-how_1890273.png) > [Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry came down pretty hard on fellow candidate Howard Dean this weekend. After Dean misspoke several times, Kerry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/democratic-presidential-candidate-john-kerry-came-down-pretty-hard-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/670/jay-leno-210_candidates_democratic-presidential-candidate-john-k_1707056.jpg) > [They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/they-say-john-kerry-is-the-first-democratic-presidential-candidate-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d7/jay-leno-210_candidates_they-say-john-kerry-is-the-first-democra_945293.png) > [Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/al-jazeera-aired-a-new-tape-of-osama-bin-laden-it-was-the-usual-stuff/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/419/jay-leno-210_als_al-jazeera-aired-a-new-tape-of-osama-bin_662608.png) ## Other authors on Democratic ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/democratic/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "17 Democratic Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Experts are saying that President Bush's goal now is to politically humiliate Saddam Hussein. 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Democratic strategists feel John Kerry's war record means he can beat Bush. They say when it comes down to it voters will always vote for a war hero over someone who tried to get out of the war. I'll be sure to mention that to Bob Dole when I see him.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-democrats-are-all-over-this-democratic-strategists-feel-john/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a20/jay-leno-210_beats_the-democrats-are-all-over-this-democrat_2604457.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a20/jay-leno-210_beats_the-democrats-are-all-over-this-democrat_2604457.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a20/jay-leno-210_beats_the-democrats-are-all-over-this-democrat_2604457.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The Democrats are all over this. 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Finally a Democratic presidential candidate with good taste in women.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-a-new-issue-of-esquire-magazine-they-revealed-that-before-he-was/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/430/jay-leno-210_candidates_in-a-new-issue-of-esquire-magazine-they_1752528.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/430/jay-leno-210_candidates_in-a-new-issue-of-esquire-magazine-they_1752528.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/430/jay-leno-210_candidates_in-a-new-issue-of-esquire-magazine-they_1752528.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senator John…” — Jay Leno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 7, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out. Apparently she couldn't handle dating someone with bigger hair then she had.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democratic-presidential-candidate/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c16/jay-leno-210_actresses_the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democ_1899546.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c16/jay-leno-210_actresses_the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democ_1899546.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c16/jay-leno-210_actresses_the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democ_1899546.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan…” — Jay Leno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A Democratic congressman said that he worries that the IRS scandal might have a chilling effect on the IRA and that they might be afraid to audit people. So finally some good is coming out of all of this.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/a-democratic-congressman-said-that-he-worries-that-the-irs-scandal/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f6/jay-leno-210_chill_a-democratic-congressman-said-that-he-wo_1472964.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f6/jay-leno-210_chill_a-democratic-congressman-said-that-he-wo_1472964.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f6/jay-leno-210_chill_a-democratic-congressman-said-that-he-wo_1472964.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A Democratic congressman said that he worries that the IRS scandal might have a chilling effect on the IRA…” — Jay Leno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John Kerry's daughter told a story about how he once gave CPR to her hamster. At the Republican convention the Bush girls are going to tell a story about how when their hamster was bad, their dad built them a little electric chair.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/have-you-noticed-how-the-republicans-and-democrats-try-to-copy-each/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b5/jay-leno-210_built_have-you-noticed-how-the-republicans-and_2521492.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b5/jay-leno-210_built_have-you-noticed-how-the-republicans-and_2521492.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b5/jay-leno-210_built_have-you-noticed-how-the-republicans-and_2521492.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. 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