--- title: "1 Delusions Grandeur Quotes By Jimmy Kimmel" description: "1 Delusions Grandeur quotes by Jimmy Kimmel. Plus more from Jimmy Kimmel and more Delusions Grandeur sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b8/jimmy-kimmel-12942_any_i-did-not-have-any-delusions-of-grandeur_1452780.jpg" --- > [I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/i-did-not-have-any-delusions-of-grandeur-as-a-kid/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b8/jimmy-kimmel-12942_any_i-did-not-have-any-delusions-of-grandeur_1452780.jpg) ## More by Jimmy Kimmel > [My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/my-aunt-and-uncle-are-clearly-civilians/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [I wish Vine had Tivo. Who can sit through all that?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/i-wish-vine-had-tivo-who-can-sit-through-all-that/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [“Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/aren-t-all-marriages-kind-of-gay-as-a-man-when-you-get-marries/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [I only get unusual ailments.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/i-only-get-unusual-ailments/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/no-matter-who-it-is-i-hate-to-see-people-losing-their-jobs-i-really-do/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [Hurricane Katrina has been particularly hard on President Bush, who was forced to end his vacation two days early. He was supposed to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/hurricane-katrina-has-been-particularly-hard-on-president-bush-who/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/at-the-emmys-you-ve-got-a-bunch-of-people-who-are-used-to-being-on-tv/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [I don't want to ruin it for you, but at the end, Voldemort kills Harry with a fairly vivious atomic wedgie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/i-don-t-want-to-ruin-it-for-you-but-at-the-end-voldemort-kills-harry/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't really remember…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/when-i-was-on-the-radio-i-used-to-be-able-to-go-a-lot-farther-than-i/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/you-can-say-pizza-hut-is-terrible-pizza-but-they-also-sell-more/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/you-don-t-need-to-exorcise-your-personal-demons-onstage/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to read.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/if-i-could-have-one-super-power-it-would-be-the-ability-to-read/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [The TSA downgraded the threat level for flights between the U.S. and England from severe to high. So if you're nervous about taking a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/the-tsa-downgraded-the-threat-level-for-flights-between-the-u-s-and/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [I don't know if we can call ourselves everyday Joes. I think Supermen is more appropriate. We're just trying to take back the medium…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/i-don-t-know-if-we-can-call-ourselves-everyday-joes-i-think-supermen/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) > [I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/i-m-a-creative-consultant-whatever-that-means/) [Jimmy Kimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-kimmel/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/delusions-grandeur/jimmy-kimmel/#itemlist", "name": "1 Delusions Grandeur Quotes By Jimmy Kimmel", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jimmy Kimmel" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-kimmel/i-did-not-have-any-delusions-of-grandeur-as-a-kid/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b8/jimmy-kimmel-12942_any_i-did-not-have-any-delusions-of-grandeur_1452780.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b8/jimmy-kimmel-12942_any_i-did-not-have-any-delusions-of-grandeur_1452780.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b8/jimmy-kimmel-12942_any_i-did-not-have-any-delusions-of-grandeur_1452780.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.” — Jimmy Kimmel", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/delusions-grandeur/jimmy-kimmel/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/delusions-grandeur/jimmy-kimmel/", "name": "Delusions Grandeur Quotes by Jimmy Kimmel", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/delusions-grandeur/jimmy-kimmel/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b8/jimmy-kimmel-12942_any_i-did-not-have-any-delusions-of-grandeur_1452780.jpg" }, "description": "1 Delusions Grandeur quotes by Jimmy Kimmel. 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