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title: "4 Delusional Think Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [I don't drink most of the time and I do have the odd drink here and there. I try to manage it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bacon/i-don-t-drink-most-of-the-time-and-i-do-have-the-odd-drink-here-and/)

[Richard Bacon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bacon/)

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> [Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/ladies-you-are-delusional-if-you-think-you-can-give-me-a-hand-job/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [When you really think about it, I'm not delusional enough to think that what I do is important to life as we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-simmons/when-you-really-think-about-it-i-m-not-delusional-enough-to-think/)

[Gene Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-simmons/)

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> [“You’re delusional to think that I could ever love someone as damaged as you. Hell, no one could.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nina-d-angelo/you-re-delusional-to-think-that-i-could-ever-love-someone-as-damaged/)

[Nina D'Angelo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nina-d-angelo/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b07/nina-d-angelo-24793_damaged_you-re-delusional-to-think-that-i-could_2279016.jpg)

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