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> [I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/i-don-t-visit-my-parents-often-because-delta-airlines-won-t-wait-in/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

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## More by Margaret Smith

> [“A cult is a group of people who share an obsessive devotion to a person or idea. The cults described in this book use…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/a-cult-is-a-group-of-people-who-share-an-obsessive-devotion-to-a/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/i-don-t-visit-my-parents-often-because-delta-airlines-won-t-wait-in/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/if-i-had-been-the-virgin-mary-i-would-have-said-no/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [Only when all images of Earth are hushed and the clamor of the senses be stilled, and the soul has passed beyond thought of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/only-when-all-images-of-earth-are-hushed-and-the-clamor-of-the-senses/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/my-uncle-sammy-was-an-angry-man-he-had-printed-on-his-tombstone-what/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: 'Ma, the seat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/safety-was-not-a-big-thing-when-i-was-growing-up-a-seat-belt-was/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/i-went-out-to-dinner-with-a-marine-last-weekend-he-looked-across-the/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/sin-recognized-but-that-may-keep-us-humble-but-oh-it-keeps-us-nasty/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [“Betrayal is too kind a word to describe a situation in which a father says he loves his daughter but claims he must teach…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/betrayal-is-too-kind-a-word-to-describe-a-situation-in-which-a-father/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/i-hate-people-people-make-me-pro-nuclear/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/my-mom-s-jewish-and-my-dad-s-irish-catholic-alcoholic-so-i-whine-on/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [“Multiple Personality Disorder—MPD—is not a game. It's not "acting" to impress anyone. Trust me, survivors do not receive positive attention for being multiple. Anyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/multiple-personality-disorder-mpd-is-not-a-game-it-s-not-acting-to/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/the-best-contraceptive-is-the-word-no-repeated-frequently/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/i-can-t-get-a-relationship-to-last-longer-than-it-takes-to-make/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

> [There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/there-s-a-light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-and-it-s-a-train/)

[Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/)

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