--- title: "5 Delta Airlines Quotes by 5 authors" description: "Browse 5 Delta Airlines quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Delta Airlines sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/729/john-mulaney-7291_airline_ill-book-a-ticket-on-some-garbage-airlin_183562.jpg" --- > [Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mulaney/ill-book-a-ticket-on-some-garbage-airline-i-dont-wanna-name-an-actual/) [John Mulaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mulaney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/729/john-mulaney-7291_airline_ill-book-a-ticket-on-some-garbage-airlin_183562.jpg) > [I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-smith/i-don-t-visit-my-parents-often-because-delta-airlines-won-t-wait-in/) [Margaret Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e28/margaret-smith-33490_delta_i-don-t-visit-my-parents-often-because-d_1121342.png) > [“Delta Airlines, you might have noticed, does not run negative TV ads about USAir. It does not show pictures of the crash…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-krauthammer/delta-airlines-you-might-have-noticed-does-not-run-negative-tv-ads/) [Charles Krauthammer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-krauthammer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50d/charles-krauthammer-1232_american-politics_delta-airlines-you-might-have-noticed-do_1606733.png) > [I think everyone needs to know that I steal biscotti on Delta Airlines. 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