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> [Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/hookers-have-to-deliver-on-their-promise-unlike-politicians/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

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## More by Marty Feldman

> [The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/the-pen-is-mightier-than-the-sword-and-is-considerably-easier-to/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/hookers-have-to-deliver-on-their-promise-unlike-politicians/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/i-am-too-old-to-die-young-and-too-young-to-grow-up/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [It could be worse... It could be raining](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/it-could-be-worse-it-could-be-raining/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/you-offer-a-sincere-compliment-on-a-great-mustache-and-suddenly-she-s/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/i-won-t-eat-anything-that-has-intelligent-life-but-i-d-gladly-eat-a/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/i-don-t-want-to-be-a-director-i-want-to-direct-there-s-a-difference/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [Money can't buy poverty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/money-can-t-buy-poverty/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/sex-is-two-plus-two-making-five-rather-than-four-sex-is-the-x/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/comedy-like-sodomy-is-an-unnatural-act/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [Could be worse... Could be raining](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/could-be-worse-could-be-raining/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/too-old-to-die-young-and-too-young-to-grow-up/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/he-made-us-laugh-he-took-my-pain-away-i-love-you-lauretta/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/i-don-t-enjoy-anything-while-i-m-doing-it-i-enjoy-having-done-things/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

> [I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marty-feldman/i-don-t-know-any-jokes-which-is-embarrassing-i-wish-i-did/)

[Marty Feldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marty-feldman/)

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