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title: "2 Delirious Quotes By Sara Gruen"
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> [Don't want to get tipsy and break a hip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/don-t-want-to-get-tipsy-and-break-a-hip/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/719/sara-gruen-3385_break_don-t-want-to-get-tipsy-and-break-a-hip_91171.png)

> [All right. Let's give you something to tell your grandkids about. Or great-grandkids. Or great-great-grandkids." I snort with glee, delirious with excitement. Charlie winks and pours me another finger's worth of whiskey. Then, on second thought, he tips the bottle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/all-right-let-s-give-you-something-to-tell-your-grandkids-about-or/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7f/sara-gruen-3385_bottles_all-right-let-s-give-you-something-to-te_2098248.png)

## More by Sara Gruen

> [So what if I'm ninety-three? So what if I'm ancient and cranky and my body's a wreck? If they're willing to accept me and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/so-what-if-i-m-ninety-three-so-what-if-i-m-ancient-and-cranky-and-my/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [The sky the sky- same as it always was.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/the-sky-the-sky-same-as-it-always-was/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [Don't want to get tipsy and break a hip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/don-t-want-to-get-tipsy-and-break-a-hip/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [When two people are meant to be together, they will be together. It's fate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/when-two-people-are-meant-to-be-together-they-will-be-together-it-s/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [“So what if I'm ninety-three? So what if I'm ancient and cranky and my body's a wreck? If they're willing to accept me and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/so-what-if-i-m-ninety-three-so-what-if-i-m-ancient-and-cranky-and-my-2/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [My platitudes don't hold their interest and I can hardly blame them for that. My real stories are all out of date. So what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/my-platitudes-don-t-hold-their-interest-and-i-can-hardly-blame-them/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [“Then she turns to Midnight and perches delicately on his lowered back. He rises, arches his neck, and carries Marlena from the big top.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/then-she-turns-to-midnight-and-perches-delicately-on-his-lowered-back/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [“And don’t miss Frank Otto, the world’s most tattooed man! Held hostage in the darkest jungles of Borneo and tried for a crime he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/and-don-t-miss-frank-otto-the-world-s-most-tattooed-man-held-hostage/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [How is it that everyone on this train has so much alcohol?" "We always head to Canada at the beginning of the season," she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/how-is-it-that-everyone-on-this-train-has-so-much-alcohol-we-always/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [“The person following is never in control, which she knows full well and which is exactly why she does it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/the-person-following-is-never-in-control-which-she-knows-full-well/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [“I open the orangutan's door and set a pan of fruits, vegetables, and nuts on the floor. As I close it, her long arm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/i-open-the-orangutan-s-door-and-set-a-pan-of-fruits-vegetables-and/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [Being the survivor stinks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/being-the-survivor-stinks/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [“He whispers in her ear, and she basks in his attention, trumpeting happily at the sight of him. Doesn't she remember?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/he-whispers-in-her-ear-and-she-basks-in-his-attention-trumpeting/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [... a gaggle of old ladies is glued to the window at the end of the hall like children or jailbirds. They're spidery and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/a-gaggle-of-old-ladies-is-glued-to-the-window-at-the-end-of-the-hall/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

> [“age is a terrible theif”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/age-is-a-terrible-theif/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

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