--- title: "3 Delicious Quotes By Jack Black" description: "3 Delicious quotes by Jack Black. Plus more from Jack Black and more Delicious sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/730/jack-black-7954_boring_i-love-satan-christianity-is-so-boring-i_548606.jpg" --- > [I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/i-love-satan-christianity-is-so-boring-if-star-wars-didn-t-have-that/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/730/jack-black-7954_boring_i-love-satan-christianity-is-so-boring-i_548606.jpg) > [Tenacious D loves Auntie Em's. Her delicious nutrients are always energizing and indie-fresh. Where does she find those unbelievable recipes? Somewhere over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/tenacious-d-loves-auntie-em-s-her-delicious-nutrients-are-always/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/199/jack-black-7954_auntie_tenacious-d-loves-auntie-em-s-her-delici_1293040.jpg) > [There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/there-s-nothing-you-can-really-do-to-prepare-to-rock-do-you-prepare/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e15/jack-black-7954_delicious_there-s-nothing-you-can-really-do-to-pre_3202012.jpg) ## Other authors on Delicious ## More by Jack Black > [I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/i-just-remember-the-early-days-of-tenacious-d-there-was-no-talk-or/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [I don't get hung up on weight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/i-don-t-get-hung-up-on-weight/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [What do you do after you go to space, more importantly? You can't go to a more intense, awesome thing. That's the end.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/what-do-you-do-after-you-go-to-space-more-importantly-you-can-t-go-to/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [I don't think of myself as a great improver. A lot of times there's long periods of silence when everyone in the recording studio…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/i-don-t-think-of-myself-as-a-great-improver-a-lot-of-times-there-s/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [Habit is the strongest thing in life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/habit-is-the-strongest-thing-in-life/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [I'm not thinking about forcing my kids to watch my movies. It's always awkward when someone says: "Hey, I wrote a song, can I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/i-m-not-thinking-about-forcing-my-kids-to-watch-my-movies-it-s-always/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [Weddings mainly are for drinkers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/weddings-mainly-are-for-drinkers/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [Seems like every other day there's somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/seems-like-every-other-day-there-s-somebody-on-the-news-somebody-gets/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/i-ve-had-so-many-hot-cheesy-corny-loves-of-music-in-my-life-i-had-a/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/i-d-rather-be-the-king-of-kids-than-the-prince-of-fools/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/i-always-feel-bad-for-people-getting-married-and-spending-upwards-of/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/the-thing-is-the-kids-always-rebel-against-what-the-parents-try-to/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [“There was a legend on the road that the Mormon Tabernacle in Salt Lake City was a veritable storehouse of gold, silver, and precious…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/there-was-a-legend-on-the-road-that-the-mormon-tabernacle-in-salt/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/a-long-life-or-a-short-life-are-of-equal-importance-to-god/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) > [I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There's a weird desperation to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-black/i-really-wanted-people-to-pay-attention-to-me-and-like-me-and-the/) [Jack Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-black/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/delicious/jack-black/#itemlist", "name": "3 Delicious Quotes By Jack Black", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. 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