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title: "1 Deck of cards Quotes By Neil Pasricha"
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> [“Honey, have you seen my measuring tape?” “I think it’s in that drawer in the kitchen with the scissors, matches, bobby pins, Scotch tape, nail clippers, barbecue tongs, garlic press, extra buttons, old birthday cards, soy sauce packets thick rubber…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/honey-have-you-seen-my-measuring-tape-i-think-it-s-in-that-drawer-in/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

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## Other authors on Deck of cards

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-david-blaine-27243.jpg) David Blaine 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/deck-of-cards/david-blaine/)

## More by Neil Pasricha

> [“There is nothing more satisfying than being loved for who you are and nothing more painful than being loved for who you are not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/there-is-nothing-more-satisfying-than-being-loved-for-who-you-are-and/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“Our pals over at Wikipedia make hair sounds like the sun of fresh water, saying in their snooty tone that head hair has "gained…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/our-pals-over-at-wikipedia-make-hair-sounds-like-the-sun-of-fresh/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/because-life-s-too-short-my-friends-let-s-squeeze-in-as-many-laughs/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“Pain. It’s there for a reason. Whether your’e shredding your legs on a raspberry bush, scalding your hand in hot water, or taking an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/pain-it-s-there-for-a-reason-whether-your-e-shredding-your-legs-on-a/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“Wherever you are, it is your own friends who make your world.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/wherever-you-are-it-is-your-own-friends-who-make-your-world/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“Our problem-scanning machine (amygdala) and our serenity-now mood tape (prefrontal cortex) are at war.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/our-problem-scanning-machine-amygdala-and-our-serenity-now-mood-tape/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“I will raise you like my own,” I promised the tiny basil pot that day. “I will give you sunlight, I will give you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/i-will-raise-you-like-my-own-i-promised-the-tiny-basil-pot-that-day-i/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“The Surprise Attack. This is when you think someone scaring you will frighten the hiccups away. Of course, popping a paper bag behind you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/the-surprise-attack-this-is-when-you-think-someone-scaring-you-will/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“No ticket ripper should say anything, but if you do happen to get caught you can always pretend you’re diabetic. “Honestly, these are prescription…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/no-ticket-ripper-should-say-anything-but-if-you-do-happen-to-get/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“Rule #1: If Checking Account > $1,000, Move All $ over $1,000 into Investing Account. Rule #2: If Investing Account > $1,000, Move All…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/rule-1-if-checking-account-1-000-move-all-over-1-000-into-investing/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“Start doing something, you'll continue.. why? Because motivation doesn't cause action. Action causes motivation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/start-doing-something-you-ll-continue-why-because-motivation-doesn-t/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“The smell of books is the smell of us all coming together to document, entertain, and explain things for ourselves now and forever. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/the-smell-of-books-is-the-smell-of-us-all-coming-together-to-document/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“Just keep learning, keep changing and keep growing and promise me that you will never retire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/just-keep-learning-keep-changing-and-keep-growing-and-promise-me-that/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“A long hug when you really need it Sometimes we all get rattled. When bad news surprises you, painful memories flash back, or heavy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/a-long-hug-when-you-really-need-it-sometimes-we-all-get-rattled-when/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

> [“I have always been paranoid about waking people up. When I was younger and would come home late, I would take about twenty minutes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/i-have-always-been-paranoid-about-waking-people-up-when-i-was-younger/)

[Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/)

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