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title: "5 Decided Quotes By Dov Davidoff"
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> [I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/i-ve-decided-to-retreat-to-the-spirit-world-where-i-feel-appreciated/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/217/dov-davidoff-1381_appreciated_i-ve-decided-to-retreat-to-the-spirit-wo_336190.jpg)

> [I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/i-wonder-if-anybody-ever-decided-to-commit-suicide-then-thought-but/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/151/dov-davidoff-1381_commit_i-wonder-if-anybody-ever-decided-to-comm_979979.jpg)

> [I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/i-ve-decided-to-become-gay-not-in-a-sexual-way-but-i-am-going-to/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23d/dov-davidoff-1381_decided_i-ve-decided-to-become-gay-not-in-a-sexu_1422317.jpg)

> [I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/i-ve-decided-to-hire-a-food-taster-not-because-i-think-anyone-is/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

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> [I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/i-ve-decided-to-aim-a-telescope-at-my-neighbour-s-window-it-s-the/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

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## Other authors on Decided

## More by Dov Davidoff

> [I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/i-m-endlessly-amazed-by-what-people-are-capable-of-and-incapable-of/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/break-ups-are-painful-but-if-initiated-at-the-right-time-can-fuel-one/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/people-that-say-i-have-a-fear-of-commitment-don-t-understand-my/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/nike-store-won-t-accept-my-starbucks-card-as-payment-come-on-guys/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/living-by-the-beach-means-feeling-guilty-about-never-going-to-the/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/most-public-bathrooms-now-have-automatic-toilet-sensors-people-can-t/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/at-the-gym-i-ve-given-up-trying-to-get-in-really-good-shape-and-re/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/all-politicians-promise-that-which-they-cannot-deliver-i-just-wish/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/being-anti-social-can-also-mean-that-you-re-aware-of-how-annoying-it/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/life-is-fragile-unless-your-in-the-nfl-in-which-case-you-ll-need-to/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/i-like-to-be-able-to-connect-with-people-and-that-s-how-i-connect/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/fake-titties-are-inversely-proportioned-to-their-owners-level-of-self/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/it-s-a-shame-that-physical-beauty-often-has-such-a-negative-effect-on/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/hanging-out-with-women-on-a-platonic-level-is-like-spending-time-with/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

> [Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/life-is-what-you-make-of-it-unless-you-have-tourette-s-in-which-case/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

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