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> [“Martha would come over every week and check on Mia and work with her on relaxation and breathing exercises to prepare for the natural labor. Jenny was on board with the natural thing too, so of course she and Mia…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/martha-would-come-over-every-week-and-check-on-mia-and-work-with-her/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

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## More by Renee Carlino

> [“If the ocean were music, sailboats would be the ballerinas.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/if-the-ocean-were-music-sailboats-would-be-the-ballerinas/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“It’s the only way to know you’re really in love, when you ask the question would it be harder to watch him die, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/it-s-the-only-way-to-know-you-re-really-in-love-when-you-ask-the/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“Martha would come over every week and check on Mia and work with her on relaxation and breathing exercises to prepare for the natural…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/martha-would-come-over-every-week-and-check-on-mia-and-work-with-her/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“You brightened the darkest time of my life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/you-brightened-the-darkest-time-of-my-life/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“He gave me the biggest bear hug and lifted me off the ground in the process. “Oh, man, that’s awesome news, bro.” A bear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/he-gave-me-the-biggest-bear-hug-and-lifted-me-off-the-ground-in-the/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“Gratitude is the quality of being thankful and the readiness to show appreciation in return.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/gratitude-is-the-quality-of-being-thankful-and-the-readiness-to-show/)

[Renée Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“Leave your life. Leave everyone you love, every care, every stress, every commitment. Live alone. Understand what it feels like to know that if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/leave-your-life-leave-everyone-you-love-every-care-every-stress-every/)

[Renée Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“I believe you have to protect your relationship with God more than any other, Charlotte. Whether you believe in God or not, whether you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/i-believe-you-have-to-protect-your-relationship-with-god-more-than/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“I am a man. I've dated, but I'm not interested in sleeping around. I want to be with someone who intrigues me, who can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/i-am-a-man-i-ve-dated-but-i-m-not-interested-in-sleeping-around-i/)

[Renée Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“Share your special soul with me And I promise to Give you all of mine”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/share-your-special-soul-with-me-and-i-promise-to-give-you-all-of-mine/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“For Jackson: The best damn dog in the world. RIP, Buddy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/for-jackson-the-best-damn-dog-in-the-world-rip-buddy/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“When Tyler got to my apartment, he looked disappointed. Scowling and shaking his head, he said, “What are you wearing?” I had on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/when-tyler-got-to-my-apartment-he-looked-disappointed-scowling-and/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“I wanted to wrap him up in a blanket and put him in my pocket for safekeeping.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/i-wanted-to-wrap-him-up-in-a-blanket-and-put-him-in-my-pocket-for/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“We greeted the guests and mingled with everyone until dinner was served. Mia stood up and addressed the crowd, something extremely out of character…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/we-greeted-the-guests-and-mingled-with-everyone-until-dinner-was/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

> [“He was good-looking in a clean way, but he was fat. He looked like he'd eaten Ryan Seacrest for breakfast.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/he-was-good-looking-in-a-clean-way-but-he-was-fat-he-looked-like-he-d/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

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                        "text": "“Martha would come over every week and check on Mia and work with her on relaxation and breathing exercises to prepare for the natural labor. Jenny was on board with the natural thing too, so of course she and Mia dragged Tyler and me to the Bradley Birthing Method classes. It was hysterical; we had to get in all kinds of weird poses with the girls while they mimicked being in labor. We would massage their backs while they were perched on all fours, moaning. One of the hardest things I’ve ever done is contain my laughter during those classes. Mia was the freakin’ teacher’s pet because she was taking it so seriously. Right around the third class, they showed us a video of a live birth. I had nightmares for a week after that. Tyler and I agreed that we had to find a way to get out of going to the classes. We hadn’t mutually agreed on a plan, so during the fifth class, Tyler took it upon himself and used his own bodily gifts to get us into a heap of trouble. Tyler is lactose intolerant, and he has to take these little white tablets every time he eats cheese. The morning of the class, he stopped by the studio with a half-eaten pizza. I didn’t even think twice about it until that night in class during our visualization exercises when this god-awful, horrendous odor overtook our senses. At first everyone kept quiet and just looked around for the source. There wasn’t a sound to accompany the lethal attack, so everyone went into investigation mode, staring each other down. Mia began to gag. I heard Jenny cry a little behind us. Finally when I turned toward Tyler, I noticed he had the most triumphant glimmer in his eyes. I completely lost my shit. I was rolling around, laughing hysterically. Mia grabbed the hood of my sweatshirt and pulled me to my feet. “Outside, now!” She was scowling as she dragged me along. When we passed Tyler, she pointed to him angrily. “You too, joker.” Mia and Jenny pressed us up against the brick wall outside and then gave us the death stare, both of them with their arms crossed over their blooming bellies. They whispered something to each other and then turned and walked off, arm in arm. We followed. “Come on, you guys, it was funny.” Jenny stopped dead in her tracks and turned. She jabbed her index finger into my chest and said, “Yes, it is funny. When you’re five! Not when you’re in a room full of pregnant women. Do you know how sensitive our noses are?” I shrugged. “It wasn’t me.” “Oh, I know he’s a child,” she said but wouldn’t even look at Tyler. “And you are too, Will, for encouraging it.” Mia was glaring at me with a disappointed look, and then she shook her head and turned to continue down the street. Jenny caught up and walked away with her. “God, they’re so sensitive,” I whispered to Tyler. “Yeah, I kinda feel bad.” Without turning around, Mia yelled to us, “You guys don’t have to come anymore. Jenny and I can be each other’s partners.” I turned to Tyler and mouthed, “It worked!” I had a huge smile on my face. Tyler and I high-fived. “Why don’t you guys go celebrate? I know that’s what you wanted,” Jenny yelled back as they made a sharp turn down the sidewalk and down the stairs to the subway. “Nothing gets past them,” Tyler said”",
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