--- title: "7 Death Ray Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 7 Death Ray quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Death Ray sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed9/charles-adams-54229_death_death-ray-fiddlesticks-why-it-doesn-t-ev_58279.png" --- > [“Death ray, fiddlesticks! Why, it doesn't even slow them up!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-adams/death-ray-fiddlesticks-why-it-doesn-t-even-slow-them-up/) [Charles Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed9/charles-adams-54229_death_death-ray-fiddlesticks-why-it-doesn-t-ev_58279.png) > [I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-hyneman/i-don-t-think-our-death-ray-is-working-i-m-standing-right-in-it-and-i/) [Jamie Hyneman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-hyneman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25c/jamie-hyneman-3349_dead_i-don-t-think-our-death-ray-is-working-i_226566.png) > [For example, I noticed that every single kid in the high school in 'The Death-Ray' is based on somebody I went to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-clowes/for-example-i-noticed-that-every-single-kid-in-the-high-school-in-the/) [Daniel Clowes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-clowes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f1/daniel-clowes-3835_example_for-example-i-noticed-that-every-single_549106.png) > [“Askade took the battertoast, looked at it blearily. "I can't rewire it into a death ray without some extra parts," he said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-m-ford/askade-took-the-battertoast-looked-at-it-blearily-i-can-t-rewire-it/) [John M. Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-m-ford/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec9/john-m-ford-24552_death_askade-took-the-battertoast-looked-at-it_1149614.jpg) > [“In 1935, a British engineer named Robert Watson Watt was asked whether it was possible that the Germans were developing a death…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-o-neill/in-1935-a-british-engineer-named-robert-watson-watt-was-asked-whether/) [Bill O'Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-o-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7bb/bill-o-neill-54056_death_in-1935-a-british-engineer-named-robert_1316674.jpg) > [“As Master Payne escorted her to the waiting coach, a small frown crossed her face. "People keep giving me rings," she confided…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-and-kaja-foglio/as-master-payne-escorted-her-to-the-waiting-coach-a-small-frown/) [Phil And Kaja Foglio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-and-kaja-foglio/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/718/phil-and-kaja-foglio-269548_death-ray_as-master-payne-escorted-her-to-the-wait_2616597.jpg) > [If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-oliver/if-you-vote-for-democrats-you-might-as-well-give-al-quaeda-a-death/) [John Oliver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-oliver/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e2/john-oliver-2975_als_if-you-vote-for-democrats-you-might-as-w_2907168.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/death-ray/#itemlist", "name": "Death Ray Quotes", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Death ray, fiddlesticks! 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