--- title: "16 Dear Santa Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 16 Dear Santa quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Dear Santa sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bc/darynda-jones-474_christmas_dear-santa-wtf-854809_854809.png" --- > [“Dear Santa, WTF...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/dear-santa-wtf/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bc/darynda-jones-474_christmas_dear-santa-wtf-854809_854809.png) > [Dear Santa, How Is It That The Bad Bitches Still Get Rewarded?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fee-the-ceo/dear-santa-how-is-it-that-the-bad-bitches-still-get-rewarded/) [Fee The Ceo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fee-the-ceo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d3/fee-the-ceo-237367_bad-bitch_dear-santa-how-is-it-that-the-bad-bitche_1023062.jpg) > [Dear Santa, I know why you're so jolly. You know where all the bad girls live!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guycodes/dear-santa-i-know-why-you-re-so-jolly-you-know-where-all-the-bad/) [GuyCodes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guycodes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59f/guycodes-109308_bad-girl_dear-santa-i-know-why-you-re-so-jolly-yo_2951415.jpg) > [Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-brown-christmas/dear-santa-claus-how-have-you-been-did-you-have-a-nice-summer-sally/) [Charlie Brown Christmas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-brown-christmas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64c/charlie-brown-christmas-27058_christmas_dear-santa-claus-how-have-you-been-did-y_2639281.jpg) > [Dear Santa, all I want for christmas is true love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-santa-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-true-love/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e5/anonymous-1_christmas_dear-santa-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-t_2713236.jpg) > [Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-santa-i-ve-been-good-all-year-ok-most-of-the-time-once-in-a/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dd/anonymous-1_christmas_dear-santa-i-ve-been-good-all-year-ok-mo_1605545.jpg) > [Dear Santa, This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please, don't mix those two…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-santa-this-year-please-give-me-a-big-fat-bank-account-and-a-slim/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b73/anonymous-1_bank-account_dear-santa-this-year-please-give-me-a-bi_2208368.jpg) > [Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-santa-please-send-your-credit-card-numbers-its-only-fair-since/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af7/anonymous-1_christmas-humor_dear-santa-please-send-your-credit-card_1806295.jpg) > [Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/dear-santa-claus-just-a-last-note-before-you-take-off-i-hope-you-have/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/126/charles-m-schulz-951_belts_dear-santa-claus-just-a-last-note-before_507558.png) > [Dear Santa, I've been good all year.. Okay maybe most of the time...Alright, maybe sometimes.. You know what? Fuck it, I'll get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/icy-fresh-ninja/dear-santa-i-ve-been-good-all-year-okay-maybe-most-of-the-time/) [Icy Fresh Ninja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/icy-fresh-ninja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a94/icy-fresh-ninja-63900_christmas_dear-santa-i-ve-been-good-all-year-okay_2839530.jpg) > [Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-santa-what-i-want-for-christmas-is-your-list-with-names-of/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/anonymous-1_christmas_dear-santa-what-i-want-for-christmas-is_90443.jpg) > [Dear Santa… you'se a bitch nigga... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bitch ASS nigga...i heard the mall was hiring extra…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/riley-freeman/dear-santa-you-se-a-bitch-nigga-nonono-wait-wait-dear-santa-you-se-a/) [Riley Freeman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/riley-freeman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dee/riley-freeman-19906_christmas_dear-santa-you-se-a-bitch-nigga-nonono-w_2757561.jpg) > [Dear Santa, I already have everything I could possibly wish for this year. Got my family, good friends and LOVE. Please take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-santa-i-already-have-everything-i-could-possibly-wish-for-this/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f48/anonymous-1_christmas-eve_dear-santa-i-already-have-everything-i-c_1711240.jpg) > [Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-watterson/calvin-dear-santa-before-i-submit-life-to-your-scrutiny-i-demand-to/) [Bill Watterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-watterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/991/bill-watterson-728_behavior_calvin-dear-santa-before-i-submit-life-t_3027747.jpg) > [You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/you-know-in-a-way-dear-santa-claus-is-rather-stuffy-perhaps-something/) [Charles M. Schulz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-m-schulz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82d/charles-m-schulz-951_christmas_you-know-in-a-way-dear-santa-claus-is-ra_1047803.jpg) > [Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheila-siggins/dear-santa-i-m-sending-you-a-christmas-cheer-with-hopes-that-you-ll/) [Sheila Siggins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheila-siggins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb1/sheila-siggins-133028_christmas_dear-santa-i-m-sending-you-a-christmas-c_1545081.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dear-santa/#itemlist", "name": "Dear Santa Quotes", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Dear Santa, WTF...”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Darynda Jones" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/dear-santa-wtf/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bc/darynda-jones-474_christmas_dear-santa-wtf-854809_854809.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bc/darynda-jones-474_christmas_dear-santa-wtf-854809_854809.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bc/darynda-jones-474_christmas_dear-santa-wtf-854809_854809.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dear Santa, WTF...” — Darynda Jones", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Dear Santa, How Is It That The Bad Bitches Still Get Rewarded?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Fee The Ceo" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fee-the-ceo/dear-santa-how-is-it-that-the-bad-bitches-still-get-rewarded/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d3/fee-the-ceo-237367_bad-bitch_dear-santa-how-is-it-that-the-bad-bitche_1023062.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d3/fee-the-ceo-237367_bad-bitch_dear-santa-how-is-it-that-the-bad-bitche_1023062.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d3/fee-the-ceo-237367_bad-bitch_dear-santa-how-is-it-that-the-bad-bitche_1023062.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dear Santa, How Is It That The Bad Bitches Still Get Rewarded?” — Fee The Ceo", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Dear Santa, I know why you're so jolly. 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( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-santa-i-ve-been-good-all-year-ok-most-of-the-time-once-in-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dd/anonymous-1_christmas_dear-santa-i-ve-been-good-all-year-ok-mo_1605545.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dd/anonymous-1_christmas_dear-santa-i-ve-been-good-all-year-ok-mo_1605545.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dd/anonymous-1_christmas_dear-santa-i-ve-been-good-all-year-ok-mo_1605545.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. 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Thanks,", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-santa-this-year-please-give-me-a-big-fat-bank-account-and-a-slim/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b73/anonymous-1_bank-account_dear-santa-this-year-please-give-me-a-bi_2208368.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b73/anonymous-1_bank-account_dear-santa-this-year-please-give-me-a-bi_2208368.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b73/anonymous-1_bank-account_dear-santa-this-year-please-give-me-a-bi_2208368.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dear Santa, This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. 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I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Charles M. Schulz" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-m-schulz/dear-santa-claus-just-a-last-note-before-you-take-off-i-hope-you-have/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/126/charles-m-schulz-951_belts_dear-santa-claus-just-a-last-note-before_507558.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/126/charles-m-schulz-951_belts_dear-santa-claus-just-a-last-note-before_507558.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/126/charles-m-schulz-951_belts_dear-santa-claus-just-a-last-note-before_507558.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten…” — Charles M. Schulz", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Dear Santa, I've been good all year.. Okay maybe most of the time...Alright, maybe sometimes.. You know what? Fuck it, I'll get my own present.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Icy Fresh Ninja" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/icy-fresh-ninja/dear-santa-i-ve-been-good-all-year-okay-maybe-most-of-the-time/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a94/icy-fresh-ninja-63900_christmas_dear-santa-i-ve-been-good-all-year-okay_2839530.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a94/icy-fresh-ninja-63900_christmas_dear-santa-i-ve-been-good-all-year-okay_2839530.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a94/icy-fresh-ninja-63900_christmas_dear-santa-i-ve-been-good-all-year-okay_2839530.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dear Santa, I've been good all year.. Okay maybe most of the time...Alright, maybe sometimes.. You know…” — Icy Fresh Ninja", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-santa-what-i-want-for-christmas-is-your-list-with-names-of/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/anonymous-1_christmas_dear-santa-what-i-want-for-christmas-is_90443.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/anonymous-1_christmas_dear-santa-what-i-want-for-christmas-is_90443.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/anonymous-1_christmas_dear-santa-what-i-want-for-christmas-is_90443.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Dear Santa… you'se a bitch nigga... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bitch ASS nigga...i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bitch move santa...i'm comin for that ass again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Riley Freeman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/riley-freeman/dear-santa-you-se-a-bitch-nigga-nonono-wait-wait-dear-santa-you-se-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dee/riley-freeman-19906_christmas_dear-santa-you-se-a-bitch-nigga-nonono-w_2757561.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dee/riley-freeman-19906_christmas_dear-santa-you-se-a-bitch-nigga-nonono-w_2757561.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dee/riley-freeman-19906_christmas_dear-santa-you-se-a-bitch-nigga-nonono-w_2757561.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dear Santa… you'se a bitch nigga... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bitch ASS nigga...i heard…” — Riley Freeman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Dear Santa, I already have everything I could possibly wish for this year. Got my family, good friends and LOVE. Please take care of those who need you. THANK YOU!! XX", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-santa-i-already-have-everything-i-could-possibly-wish-for-this/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f48/anonymous-1_christmas-eve_dear-santa-i-already-have-everything-i-c_1711240.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f48/anonymous-1_christmas-eve_dear-santa-i-already-have-everything-i-c_1711240.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f48/anonymous-1_christmas-eve_dear-santa-i-already-have-everything-i-c_1711240.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dear Santa, I already have everything I could possibly wish for this year. 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