--- title: "1 Dear lord Quotes By Z.A. Maxfield" description: "1 Dear lord quotes by Z.A. Maxfield. Plus more from Z.A. Maxfield and more Dear lord sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/311/z-a-maxfield-15819_crossing-borders_dear-lord-began-randy-who-paused-for-lon_1019622.jpg" --- > [“Dear Lord,” began Randy, who paused for long enough that Tristan sneaked an eye open to look at him. His saw his mother’s cheek twitch with what he thought might be apprehension. “We are so grateful to be gathered here…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/dear-lord-began-randy-who-paused-for-long-enough-that-tristan-sneaked/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/311/z-a-maxfield-15819_crossing-borders_dear-lord-began-randy-who-paused-for-lon_1019622.jpg) ## Other authors on Dear lord ## More by Z.A. Maxfield > [“it did occur to Tristan that this might not be the sanest moment of his life, but he couldn't allow lack of information or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/it-did-occur-to-tristan-that-this-might-not-be-the-sanest-moment-of/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“Ken brought my hand to his lips and kissed it. I'd been paying so much attention to Ken, I didn't know what happened during…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/ken-brought-my-hand-to-his-lips-and-kissed-it-i-d-been-paying-so-much/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“Yamane leaned over until he was right in Rory's face. "Being with me isn't sweet and romantic. I like it messy, desperate, and sometimes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/yamane-leaned-over-until-he-was-right-in-rory-s-face-being-with-me/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“That?" I glanced back to the door where JT had disappeared. "That was Genus Homo, species Whowantstofuckus , subspecies Closeted Headup Hisassia . Let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/that-i-glanced-back-to-the-door-where-jt-had-disappeared-that-was/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“This is like teaching queer remedial at the continuation high school. You were fishing, and you caught me . Don't you get that?" "Oh,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/this-is-like-teaching-queer-remedial-at-the-continuation-high-school/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“Why'd you go and have to have a straight boy crush?" "We all do. That's how fairies get their wings.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/why-d-you-go-and-have-to-have-a-straight-boy-crush-we-all-do-that-s/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“Yamane reached out a hand. "You've got something on your lip," he murmured, rubbing it gently with his thumb. "What?" Rory froze "Me," said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/yamane-reached-out-a-hand-you-ve-got-something-on-your-lip-he/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“I think I kind of like the idea of you all cold and wet." "Oh right, I'll be at my best; no visible balls,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/i-think-i-kind-of-like-the-idea-of-you-all-cold-and-wet-oh-right-i-ll/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“Dear Lord,” began Randy, who paused for long enough that Tristan sneaked an eye open to look at him. His saw his mother’s cheek…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/dear-lord-began-randy-who-paused-for-long-enough-that-tristan-sneaked/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“Kelly closed his eyes and began to bargain with God.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/kelly-closed-his-eyes-and-began-to-bargain-with-god/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“No one is going to hurt you on my watch. -Tristan, Crossing Borders”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/no-one-is-going-to-hurt-you-on-my-watch-tristan-crossing-borders/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“Experimenting with touch, he found he barely had to ripple a light fingertip over his sleeping lover, and Tristan would move, twisting until he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/experimenting-with-touch-he-found-he-barely-had-to-ripple-a-light/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“Damn straight" said Connor. "So yeah, I look at you and I could suck start a leaf blower, or drill a Kevin-shaped body hole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/damn-straight-said-connor-so-yeah-i-look-at-you-and-i-could-suck/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“Okay, i admit it," Connor looked away, "I'm a little disappointed." "Excuse me?" snapped Kevin, sure he hadn't heard right. "Well, now that I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/okay-i-admit-it-connor-looked-away-i-m-a-little-disappointed-excuse/) [Z.A. Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/z-a-maxfield/) > [“What can I say? Love is blind,” said Rory, sitting down next to Yamane. “Yamane here is the acknowledged world master of queer fu.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/z-a-maxfield/what-can-i-say-love-is-blind-said-rory-sitting-down-next-to-yamane/) [Z.A. 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