--- title: "3 Dear god Quotes By J. Lynn" description: "3 Dear god quotes by J. Lynn. Plus more from J. Lynn and more Dear god sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24f/j-lynn-1047_brick-wall_racing-up-the-wide-staircase-i-barreled_1827480.jpg" --- > [“Racing up the wide staircase, I barreled through the double doors and smacked right into a brick wall. Stumbling backward, my arms…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/racing-up-the-wide-staircase-i-barreled-through-the-double-doors-and/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24f/j-lynn-1047_brick-wall_racing-up-the-wide-staircase-i-barreled_1827480.jpg) > [“Oh dear God, I was going down. There was no stopping it. Visions of broken necks danced in my head.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/oh-dear-god-i-was-going-down-there-was-no-stopping-it-visions-of/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14f/j-lynn-1047_clumsiness_oh-dear-god-i-was-going-down-there-was-n_2475539.jpg) > [“I’ve seen you naked before, Maddie.” Her mouth dropped open. “You have not seen me completely naked, thank you very much.” His…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/i-ve-seen-you-naked-before-maddie-her-mouth-dropped-open-you-have-not/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b03/j-lynn-1047_dear-god_i-ve-seen-you-naked-before-maddie-her-mo_2814284.jpg) ## Other authors on Dear god ## More by J. Lynn > [“I really don’t think you could appear any badder, Ollie.” He huffed as he kicked up his legs onto the coffee table. “At least…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/i-really-don-t-think-you-could-appear-any-badder-ollie-he-huffed-as/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [Did he only wear a shirt during class? Oh my God, he seriously lived across the hall. Jacob was going to flip... and probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/did-he-only-wear-a-shirt-during-class-oh-my-god-he-seriously-lived/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“As long as the sun’s shining, shit can’t be that bad.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/as-long-as-the-sun-s-shining-shit-can-t-be-that-bad/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“What I needed was to lose myself in a good book, one with tons of sex and angst, complete with an unbelievable happily-ever-after that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/what-i-needed-was-to-lose-myself-in-a-good-book-one-with-tons-of-sex/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“guys that read were like unicorns. They only existed in fairy tales.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/guys-that-read-were-like-unicorns-they-only-existed-in-fairy-tales/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“As cocky as this sounds, I knew I could walk onto that campus and get a date with the nearest available girl. Probably even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/as-cocky-as-this-sounds-i-knew-i-could-walk-onto-that-campus-and-get/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [The silence was killing me. And that's all there ever was. Silence. It was all I knew. Keep quiet. Pretend nothing had happened, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/the-silence-was-killing-me-and-that-s-all-there-ever-was-silence-it/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“I never swallowed before. The idea of it wigged me out, but not with him. Apparently, it was my inner porn star.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/i-never-swallowed-before-the-idea-of-it-wigged-me-out-but-not-with/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [I want you. Bad. Right now. Against the wall. On my bed. The floor and maybe in the bathroom later. I have a shower…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/i-want-you-bad-right-now-against-the-wall-on-my-bed-the-floor-and/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“I am so dying to know what cookies are slang for.” “Probably his cock,” Jacob plopped down on the arm of the couch. “Oh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/i-am-so-dying-to-know-what-cookies-are-slang-for-probably-his-cock/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“Something else? That's the nice way of saying they're bat-shit crazy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/something-else-that-s-the-nice-way-of-saying-they-re-bat-shit-crazy/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [The Hamilton family was a bunch of hugging folks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/the-hamilton-family-was-a-bunch-of-hugging-folks/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“Why got plans today, hon, and we got to check out, get home, shower, and if you get up now, we'll have enough time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/why-got-plans-today-hon-and-we-got-to-check-out-get-home-shower-and/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [“He really cares about you," ... "When you were hurt, he wouldn't leave your side." "I know." "No, I mean ...we hear about how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/he-really-cares-about-you-when-you-were-hurt-he-wouldn-t-leave-your/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) > [My bag hit the floor, spilling overpriced books and pens across the shiny floor. My pens! My glorious pens rolled everywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/my-bag-hit-the-floor-spilling-overpriced-books-and-pens-across-the/) [J. 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