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title: "9 Dead Wouldn Quotes by 9 authors"
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> [Oh Julie, wouldn’t I know if you were dead? Wouldn’t I feel it happening, like a jolt of electricity to my heart?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-wein/oh-julie-wouldn-t-i-know-if-you-were-dead-wouldn-t-i-feel-it/)

[Elizabeth Wein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-wein/)

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> [“Funny how we'll do things for people after they're dead that we wouldn't do for them while they're still alive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-g-hemry/funny-how-we-ll-do-things-for-people-after-they-re-dead-that-we/)

[John G. Hemry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-g-hemry/)

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> [No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/no-one-should-be-posing-for-duck-lipped-selfies-with-the-plaque-of/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

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> [If I was dead, I wouldn't know I was dead. That's the only thing I have against death. I want to enjoy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-beckett/if-i-was-dead-i-wouldn-t-know-i-was-dead-that-s-the-only-thing-i-have/)

[Samuel Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-beckett/)

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> [If I were dead, I wouldn't be sad, and I wouldn't be glad, because I wouldn't be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-sedgwick/if-i-were-dead-i-wouldn-t-be-sad-and-i-wouldn-t-be-glad-because-i/)

[Marcus Sedgwick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcus-sedgwick/)

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> [“..."but there is no doubt they intend to kill us as dead as possible in a short time." - said the Wizard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-frank-baum/but-there-is-no-doubt-they-intend-to-kill-us-as-dead-as-possible-in-a/)

[L. Frank Baum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-frank-baum/)

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> [He was giving up on keeping me alive, letting nature–or rather mob justice–take its course. When he returned, and I was dead,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/he-was-giving-up-on-keeping-me-alive-letting-nature-or-rather-mob/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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> [“There were two knives. One you had stuck through the painting, and the other was slitting your wrist. Remember that? Remember how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-a-denzil/there-were-two-knives-one-you-had-stuck-through-the-painting-and-the/)

[Sarah A. Denzil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-a-denzil/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ec/sarah-a-denzil-13153_parenting_there-were-two-knives-one-you-had-stuck_1892541.jpg)

> [If I died would you care? Would my death even matter to you? Would you miss me? If we were arguing the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasmine/if-i-died-would-you-care-would-my-death-even-matter-to-you-would-you/)

[Jasmine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasmine/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89c/jasmine-419_blah_if-i-died-would-you-care-would-my-death_381972.jpg)

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