--- title: "1 Dead Sea Quotes By Jerry Lawler" description: "1 Dead Sea quotes by Jerry Lawler. Plus more from Jerry Lawler and more Dead Sea sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/103/jerry-lawler-7327_hart_helen-hart-is-so-old-she-remembers-when_2471180.png" --- > [Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/helen-hart-is-so-old-she-remembers-when-the-dead-sea-was-sick/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/103/jerry-lawler-7327_hart_helen-hart-is-so-old-she-remembers-when_2471180.png) ## More by Jerry Lawler > [But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/but-if-i-ve-heard-this-saying-once-i-ve-heard-it-a-thousand-times/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/get-that-strait-jacket-that-heidenreich-had-and-put-it-on-lita/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/in-this-day-and-time-with-no-competition-you-are-really-walking-a/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/what-s-twelve-inches-long-and-hangs-in-front-on-ass-mankind-s-tie/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/a-little-sex-on-tv-never-hurt-anyone-unless-you-fall-off/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/we-ve-finally-told-the-world-that-this-is-sports-entertainment-and-i/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/i-ve-been-here-for-nine-years-and-over-that-time-these-people-have/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/the-only-reason-jake-the-snake-roberts-doesn-t-drink-and-drive/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/speaking-of-birthday-suits-i-think-mae-young-s-needs-ironing/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-i-m-in-bed-with-a-woman-my-favorite-move-is-a-wrestling-hold/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/being-a-3-time-intercontinental-champion-doesn-t-make-you-a-great/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/you-know-how-i-impress-girls-at-the-gym-i-do-pull-ups-i-pull-up-in-a/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-you-were-born-and-your-mom-saw-your-face-and-your-rear-end-she/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [Is he dancing or having a seizure?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/is-he-dancing-or-having-a-seizure/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) > [Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/jake-the-snake-s-two-best-friends-are-jim-beam-jack-daniels/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dead-sea/jerry-lawler/#itemlist", "name": "1 Dead Sea Quotes By Jerry Lawler", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jerry Lawler" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/helen-hart-is-so-old-she-remembers-when-the-dead-sea-was-sick/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/103/jerry-lawler-7327_hart_helen-hart-is-so-old-she-remembers-when_2471180.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/103/jerry-lawler-7327_hart_helen-hart-is-so-old-she-remembers-when_2471180.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/103/jerry-lawler-7327_hart_helen-hart-is-so-old-she-remembers-when_2471180.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.” — Jerry Lawler", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dead-sea/jerry-lawler/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dead-sea/jerry-lawler/", "name": "Dead Sea Quotes by Jerry Lawler", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dead-sea/jerry-lawler/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/103/jerry-lawler-7327_hart_helen-hart-is-so-old-she-remembers-when_2471180.png" }, "description": "1 Dead Sea quotes by Jerry Lawler. 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