--- title: "1 Day Realized Quotes By Amy Schumer" description: "1 Day Realized quotes by Amy Schumer. Plus more from Amy Schumer and more Day Realized sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/amy-schumer-3747_day_i-ll-never-forget-the-day-i-realized-i-w_1922835.jpg" --- > [I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-ll-never-forget-the-day-i-realized-i-wasn-t-quite-the-ford-model-i/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/amy-schumer-3747_day_i-ll-never-forget-the-day-i-realized-i-w_1922835.jpg) ## More by Amy Schumer > [I donated blood today. That's what I call getting an AIDS test.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-donated-blood-today-that-s-what-i-call-getting-an-aids-test/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-made-out-with-a-homeless-guy-by-accident-i-had-no-idea-he-was/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [“... and left decimated. Not for myself, but for all the single women out there trying to date. I wanted to run to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/and-left-decimated-not-for-myself-but-for-all-the-single-women-out/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-tend-to-eat-pretty-healthy-though-and-i-work-out-i-work-out-hard/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-ll-never-forget-how-she-told-us-she-took-us-all-out-to-brunch-and/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/now-every-idiot-from-high-school-s-like-i-m-back-we-weren-t-supposed/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You sparkle!' And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/my-mom-made-me-think-i-was-gorgeous-when-i-was-younger-she-was-like/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/to-be-really-great-you-need-to-be-naturally-funny-in-order-to-stand/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-don-t-feel-any-sense-of-competition-at-all-and-that-might-be-my-na/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/let-s-all-just-follow-the-lead-of-glamour-and-join-forces-and-lift/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I like people who are predictable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-like-people-who-are-predictable/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I am very into making up my own rules.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-am-very-into-making-up-my-own-rules/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [“People often romanticize children or adults with special needs, as if they are innocent-yet-wise creatures who can humble us all into becoming better humans.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/people-often-romanticize-children-or-adults-with-special-needs-as-if/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [Out of nowhere she tells me that Oliver Stone - you know, the director - she's like, 'He has this huge Asian fetish, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/out-of-nowhere-she-tells-me-that-oliver-stone-you-know-the-director/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I really am a chick from Long Island who's just learning along with everyone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-really-am-a-chick-from-long-island-who-s-just-learning-along-with/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/day-realized/amy-schumer/#itemlist", "name": "1 Day Realized Quotes By Amy Schumer", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Amy Schumer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-ll-never-forget-the-day-i-realized-i-wasn-t-quite-the-ford-model-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/amy-schumer-3747_day_i-ll-never-forget-the-day-i-realized-i-w_1922835.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/amy-schumer-3747_day_i-ll-never-forget-the-day-i-realized-i-w_1922835.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/amy-schumer-3747_day_i-ll-never-forget-the-day-i-realized-i-w_1922835.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.” — Amy Schumer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/day-realized/amy-schumer/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/day-realized/amy-schumer/", "name": "Day Realized Quotes by Amy Schumer", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/day-realized/amy-schumer/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/amy-schumer-3747_day_i-ll-never-forget-the-day-i-realized-i-w_1922835.jpg" }, "description": "1 Day Realized quotes by Amy Schumer. 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