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title: "8 Day Hell Quotes by 8 authors"
description: "Browse 8 Day Hell quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Day Hell sayings and thoughts."
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> [“May your first day in hell last ten thousand years, and may it be the shortest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/may-your-first-day-in-hell-last-ten-thousand-years-and-may-it-be-the/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ef/stephen-king-13_hell_may-your-first-day-in-hell-last-ten-thou_373656.jpg)

> [“If I could always find something to interest me the solution might be at hand, but with the same dreary prospect of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wallace-e-baker/if-i-could-always-find-something-to-interest-me-the-solution-might-be/)

[Wallace E. Baker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wallace-e-baker/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad4/wallace-e-baker-49904_business_if-i-could-always-find-something-to-inte_765687.jpg)

> [I mean, at the end of the day, what the hell does it matter who I end up with if it can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tabitha-suzuma/i-mean-at-the-end-of-the-day-what-the-hell-does-it-matter-who-i-end/)

[Tabitha Suzuma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tabitha-suzuma/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f60/tabitha-suzuma-5239_doe_i-mean-at-the-end-of-the-day-what-the-he_778094.png)

> [“If you don’t fuck him, I will. Between the two of you, my day has been hell,” Wes said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lizzy-ford/if-you-don-t-fuck-him-i-will-between-the-two-of-you-my-day-has-been/)

[Lizzy Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lizzy-ford/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/517/lizzy-ford-24300_quote_if-you-don-t-fuck-him-i-will-between-the_1502916.jpg)

> [Pay nine bucks a day, and you can do whatever the hell you want with a rental car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bam-margera/pay-nine-bucks-a-day-and-you-can-do-whatever-the-hell-you-want-with-a/)

[Bam Margera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bam-margera/)

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> [As I know from my own experience, I may have the skill and the training to wield, say, a Bronte hero's finely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paterson-joseph/as-i-know-from-my-own-experience-i-may-have-the-skill-and-the/)

[Paterson Joseph](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paterson-joseph/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ee/paterson-joseph-6527_auditions_as-i-know-from-my-own-experience-i-may-h_2254772.jpg)

> [“I thought I was the crazy one," she continued. "I mean, who the hell falls in love in one day?" "We the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ophelia-london/i-thought-i-was-the-crazy-one-she-continued-i-mean-who-the-hell-falls/)

[Ophelia London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ophelia-london/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/996/ophelia-london-20372_crazy_i-thought-i-was-the-crazy-one-she-contin_2620996.jpg)

> [“A bad day for Hell is a good day for Heaven.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matshona-dhliwayo/a-bad-day-for-hell-is-a-good-day-for-heaven/)

[Matshona Dhliwayo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matshona-dhliwayo/)

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