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> [“I do twenty jumping jacks a day. Well, half of that. I just clap.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-bolton/i-do-twenty-jumping-jacks-a-day-well-half-of-that-i-just-clap/)

[Martha Bolton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-bolton/)

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## More by Martha Bolton

> [“Don’t blame the horse when you’ve got the reins.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-bolton/don-t-blame-the-horse-when-you-ve-got-the-reins/)

[Martha Bolton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-bolton/)

> [I'd go to the end of the world for my husband. Of course, if he'd just stop and ask directions, I wouldn't have to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-bolton/i-d-go-to-the-end-of-the-world-for-my-husband-of-course-if-he-d-just/)

[Martha Bolton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-bolton/)

> [“I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-bolton/i-tan-the-easy-way-i-just-wait-for-my-liver-spots-to-connect/)

[Martha Bolton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-bolton/)

> [“I'm not very domestic. For years my family thought mold was a frosting.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-bolton/i-m-not-very-domestic-for-years-my-family-thought-mold-was-a-frosting/)

[Martha Bolton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-bolton/)

> [Sometimes when we're waiting for God to speak, He's waiting for us to listen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-bolton/sometimes-when-we-re-waiting-for-god-to-speak-he-s-waiting-for-us-to/)

[Martha Bolton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-bolton/)

> [Yes, as a people we are spoiled. We look for dinners that take two minutes to cook in our microwave instead of five, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-bolton/yes-as-a-people-we-are-spoiled-we-look-for-dinners-that-take-two/)

[Martha Bolton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-bolton/)

> [I'm not very domestic. For years my children thought mold was a frosting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-bolton/i-m-not-very-domestic-for-years-my-children-thought-mold-was-a/)

[Martha Bolton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-bolton/)

> [If you think marriage is going to be perfect, you're probably still at your reception.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-bolton/if-you-think-marriage-is-going-to-be-perfect-you-re-probably-still-at/)

[Martha Bolton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-bolton/)

> [“Opinions are like elbows. Everyone’s got ‘em, but they only bend one way.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-bolton/opinions-are-like-elbows-everyone-s-got-em-but-they-only-bend-one-way/)

[Martha Bolton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-bolton/)

> [“I do twenty jumping jacks a day. Well, half of that. I just clap.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-bolton/i-do-twenty-jumping-jacks-a-day-well-half-of-that-i-just-clap/)

[Martha Bolton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-bolton/)

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