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title: "4 Dave Quotes By Dave Chappelle"
description: "4 Dave quotes by Dave Chappelle. Plus more from Dave Chappelle and more Dave sayings from other authors."
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> [If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/if-someone-sits-and-stares-at-you-while-you-eat-you-won-t-even-eat/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/219/dave-chappelle-2477_bites_if-someone-sits-and-stares-at-you-while_76149.png)

> [Why is Dave Chappelle going to Africa? Why does Mariah Carey make a hundred-million dollar deal and take her clothes off on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/why-is-dave-chappelle-going-to-africa-why-does-mariah-carey-make-a/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cc/dave-chappelle-2477_bullshit_why-is-dave-chappelle-going-to-africa-wh_1966887.jpg)

> [Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/dave-relax-close-your-buttcheeks/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/081/dave-chappelle-2477_close_dave-relax-close-your-buttcheeks-2002429_2002429.png)

> [I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/i-m-dave-chappelle-and-i-m-a-chronic-masturbator/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df6/dave-chappelle-2477_chronic_i-m-dave-chappelle-and-i-m-a-chronic-mas_2051261.png)

## Other authors on Dave

## More by Dave Chappelle

> [You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/you-can-become-famous-but-you-can-t-become-unfamous-you-can-become/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/comedy-is-a-very-approval-oriented-field/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/if-someone-sits-and-stares-at-you-while-you-eat-you-won-t-even-eat/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/the-kid-is-the-best-thing-that-ever-happened-to-me/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [I love being famous - it's phenomenal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/i-love-being-famous-it-s-phenomenal/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [Skeet Skeet Skeet!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/skeet-skeet-skeet/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/i-think-every-group-of-black-guys-should-have-at-least-one-white-guy/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/the-language-you-are-about-to-hear-is-disturbing/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/the-biggest-enemy-of-an-artist-is-apathy-a-kid-gets-killed-by-the/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [You got to be careful of the company you keep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/you-got-to-be-careful-of-the-company-you-keep/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [Man! Fuck that frog!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/man-fuck-that-frog/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/i-m-happier-in-the-way-a-guy-gets-happier-when-he-starts-to-mature-it/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh\*t](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/cause-my-life-is-dope-and-i-do-dope-sh-t/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/bitches-come-over-here-and-show-charlie-murphy-yo-titties/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

> [Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-chappelle/whether-it-means-having-a-show-or-a-movie-or-just-being-on-a-stage-i/)

[Dave Chappelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-chappelle/)

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