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> [“My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-kagan/my-daughter-asked-if-the-boogie-man-was-scary-i-said-not-as-scary-as/)

[Randy Kagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-kagan/)

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## More by Randy Kagan

> [“I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-kagan/i-ordered-a-single-espresso-because-i-wanted-a-drink-i-could-hook-up/)

[Randy Kagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-kagan/)

> [“I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-kagan/i-m-so-out-of-shape-i-take-steroids-just-to-watch-sports/)

[Randy Kagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-kagan/)

> [“I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-kagan/i-definitely-believe-marijuana-helps-with-menstruation-since-i/)

[Randy Kagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-kagan/)

> [“My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-kagan/my-daughter-asked-if-the-boogie-man-was-scary-i-said-not-as-scary-as/)

[Randy Kagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-kagan/)

> [“My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-kagan/my-girlfriend-and-i-just-had-make-up-sex-we-both-wore-make-up/)

[Randy Kagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-kagan/)

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