--- title: "1 Daughter Asked Quotes By Meghan March" description: "1 Daughter Asked quotes by Meghan March. Plus more from Meghan March and more Daughter Asked sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c07/meghan-march-3897_children_why-are-you-still-here-and-why-won-t-you_2897035.jpg" --- > [“Why are you still here? And why won’t you give me back my key, dammit?” “Because your daughter asked me to check on you five years ago, and for some reason that I can’t explain, I really enjoy that arching…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/why-are-you-still-here-and-why-won-t-you-give-me-back-my-key-dammit/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c07/meghan-march-3897_children_why-are-you-still-here-and-why-won-t-you_2897035.jpg) ## More by Meghan March > [“I don’t mean to interrupt your gossip free-for-all, but do you know if there’s a non-GMO or organic section in this grocery store? This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/i-don-t-mean-to-interrupt-your-gossip-free-for-all-but-do-you-know-if/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“As long as you have at least one thing anchoring you, you can't get too lost.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/as-long-as-you-have-at-least-one-thing-anchoring-you-you-can-t-get/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“I want her. I want all that rage burning through her underneath me. On top of me. Wherever the hell I can get her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/i-want-her-i-want-all-that-rage-burning-through-her-underneath-me-on/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“This time his growl was sexy instead of adorable. “Sending me to the cop shop with a hard-on. That’s what you’re doing, you know.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/this-time-his-growl-was-sexy-instead-of-adorable-sending-me-to-the/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“Game over. I’m done. She’s it. The one. Now I have to make her fall in love with me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/game-over-i-m-done-she-s-it-the-one-now-i-have-to-make-her-fall-in/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“Be present or you never know the beauty of everything you’ve missed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/be-present-or-you-never-know-the-beauty-of-everything-you-ve-missed/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“You don’t see it. You’re totally fucking clueless about what men think when they look at you”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/you-don-t-see-it-you-re-totally-fucking-clueless-about-what-men-think/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“The muscle in his jaw ticks, and I wish he’d set me down so I don’t keep cataloging every shift in his expression. I’m…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/the-muscle-in-his-jaw-ticks-and-i-wish-he-d-set-me-down-so-i-don-t/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“There are no rules, no right or wrong, and no shame when it comes to what happens between a man and a woman if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/there-are-no-rules-no-right-or-wrong-and-no-shame-when-it-comes-to/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“Cav kidnapped me.” “Damn, that sounds hot. Was it hot?” “Once I realized I wasn’t going to be spending the rest of my reproductive…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/cav-kidnapped-me-damn-that-sounds-hot-was-it-hot-once-i-realized-i/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“The only person who can decide who and what humiliates me is me, and I won’t give him that power ever again. Fuck him”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/the-only-person-who-can-decide-who-and-what-humiliates-me-is-me-and-i/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“I can take anything you have to give. So, you better give me everything you have.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/i-can-take-anything-you-have-to-give-so-you-better-give-me-everything/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“All you have to do is ask for it.” It’s like the devil offering up your deepest desire for the low, low price of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/all-you-have-to-do-is-ask-for-it-it-s-like-the-devil-offering-up-your/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“You push me to the edge like no woman ever has, and now I’m going to fuck you like I’ve planned from day one.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/you-push-me-to-the-edge-like-no-woman-ever-has-and-now-i-m-going-to/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) > [“A King has the most value, but without a Queen, he's a hell of a lot less powerful. Together, they have the best chance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/a-king-has-the-most-value-but-without-a-queen-he-s-a-hell-of-a-lot/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/daughter-asked/meghan-march/#itemlist", "name": "1 Daughter Asked Quotes By Meghan March", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Why are you still here? And why won’t you give me back my key, dammit?” “Because your daughter asked me to check on you five years ago, and for some reason that I can’t explain, I really enjoy that arching thing you do with your eyebrow when you pretend to be shocked by things I’m saying. Very Maleficent of you. You can admit it—you watch the movie and practice, don’t you?” Myrna’s frown deepens to villainess levels at the mention of her daughter. “Ungrateful child. Never comes to visit. Too busy with her superficial life to even remember the woman who gave birth to her.” This isn’t the first time she’s said it, or even the twentieth time. “Yep, she’s really superficial, what with being a member of Congress and all.” “I’m sure she slept her way to the top.” Ouch, Myrna is especially pissed today. I play along with her anyway, because at least this way I know she’s getting her heart rate up. Being pissed off is about as close to cardio as she gets. “You know, I’ll have to check. Chances are she really did—with every man, woman, and tranny in her congressional district. 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