--- title: "7 Daughter Asked Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 7 Daughter Asked quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Daughter Asked sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c05/jamie-dimon-1320_children_my-daughter-asked-me-when-she-came-home_568346.png" --- > [My daughter asked me when she came home from school, "What's the financial crisis?" and I said, it's something that happens every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-dimon/my-daughter-asked-me-when-she-came-home-from-school-what-s-the/) [Jamie Dimon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-dimon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c05/jamie-dimon-1320_children_my-daughter-asked-me-when-she-came-home_568346.png) > [“My own daughter went through a teenage phase of testing her mom and me. She once brought home a young man to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-schafer/my-own-daughter-went-through-a-teenage-phase-of-testing-her-mom-and/) [Jack Schafer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-schafer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83b/jack-schafer-75260_children_my-own-daughter-went-through-a-teenage-p_710058.jpg) > [Both my husband and I wanted a boy. I wasn't sure what I'd do with a daughter. What if she asked for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-marie-combs/both-my-husband-and-i-wanted-a-boy-i-wasn-t-sure-what-i-d-do-with-a/) [Holly Marie Combs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-marie-combs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59f/holly-marie-combs-17232_barbie_both-my-husband-and-i-wanted-a-boy-i-was_820151.jpg) > [If my 18-year-old daughter asked me whether she should lead a truth-hunting, artistic, uncompromising life as I have done, I'd say no,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/viv-albertine/if-my-18-year-old-daughter-asked-me-whether-she-should-lead-a-truth/) [Viv Albertine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/viv-albertine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59b/viv-albertine-5176_children_if-my-18-year-old-daughter-asked-me-whet_1982228.jpg) > [“My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-kagan/my-daughter-asked-if-the-boogie-man-was-scary-i-said-not-as-scary-as/) [Randy Kagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-kagan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d47/randy-kagan-58472_children_my-daughter-asked-if-the-boogie-man-was_2536807.jpg) > [My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/my-daughter-was-asked-by-a-little-old-lady-in-a-london-hotel/) [Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/johnny-depp-658_answers_my-daughter-was-asked-by-a-little-old-la_2844826.jpg) > [“Why are you still here? And why won’t you give me back my key, dammit?” “Because your daughter asked me to check…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/why-are-you-still-here-and-why-won-t-you-give-me-back-my-key-dammit/) [Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c07/meghan-march-3897_children_why-are-you-still-here-and-why-won-t-you_2897035.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/daughter-asked/#itemlist", "name": "Daughter Asked Quotes", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My daughter asked me when she came home from school, \"What's the financial crisis?\" and I said, it's something that happens every five to seven years.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jamie Dimon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-dimon/my-daughter-asked-me-when-she-came-home-from-school-what-s-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c05/jamie-dimon-1320_children_my-daughter-asked-me-when-she-came-home_568346.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c05/jamie-dimon-1320_children_my-daughter-asked-me-when-she-came-home_568346.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c05/jamie-dimon-1320_children_my-daughter-asked-me-when-she-came-home_568346.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My daughter asked me when she came home from school, \"What's the financial crisis?\" and I said, it's…” — Jamie Dimon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“My own daughter went through a teenage phase of testing her mom and me. 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Too busy with her superficial life to even remember the woman who gave birth to her.” This isn’t the first time she’s said it, or even the twentieth time. “Yep, she’s really superficial, what with being a member of Congress and all.” “I’m sure she slept her way to the top.” Ouch, Myrna is especially pissed today. I play along with her anyway, because at least this way I know she’s getting her heart rate up. Being pissed off is about as close to cardio as she gets. “You know, I’ll have to check. Chances are she really did—with every man, woman, and tranny in her congressional district. 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