--- title: "9 Dating someone Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Dating someone quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Dating someone sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef5/nico-tortorella-17768_dating_it-s-so-funny-my-mom-when-i-am-dating-so_1066698.jpg" --- > [It's so funny - my mom when I am dating someone new, all she will get is the name, first and last,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nico-tortorella/it-s-so-funny-my-mom-when-i-am-dating-someone-new-all-she-will-get-is/) [Nico Tortorella](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nico-tortorella/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef5/nico-tortorella-17768_dating_it-s-so-funny-my-mom-when-i-am-dating-so_1066698.jpg) > [Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-pine/dating-someone-on-the-opposite-end-of-the-happy-spectrum-teaches-you/) [Chris Pine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-pine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ff/chris-pine-2168_amount_dating-someone-on-the-opposite-end-of-th_640.png) > [When I'm dating someone, if she bonds with my cats I'll give her a chance maybe more than I would otherwise. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-franco/when-i-m-dating-someone-if-she-bonds-with-my-cats-i-ll-give-her-a/) [Dave Franco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-franco/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e3/dave-franco-10502_cat_when-i-m-dating-someone-if-she-bonds-wit_1366329.jpg) > [When I'm dating someone, I have a list called my 'Oh No Nos.' If a woman commits a Oh No No, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aziz-ansari/when-i-m-dating-someone-i-have-a-list-called-my-oh-no-nos-if-a-woman/) [Aziz Ansari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aziz-ansari/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa1/aziz-ansari-2677_commit_when-i-m-dating-someone-i-have-a-list-ca_1973622.png) > [I just don't like when there's a rumor that says I'm dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-manson/i-just-don-t-like-when-there-s-a-rumor-that-says-i-m-dating-someone/) [Marilyn Manson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn-manson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f13/marilyn-manson-565_angelina-jolie_i-just-don-t-like-when-there-s-a-rumor-t_2026704.jpg) > [I have been dating someone that treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannah/i-have-been-dating-someone-that-treats-my-heart-like-it-s-monkey-meat/) [Hannah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannah/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c8/hannah-10159_before-it-s-too-late_i-have-been-dating-someone-that-treats-m_566521.jpg) > [If you are dating someone famous, you tend to be seen as part of a couple, rather than as an individual. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-beesley/if-you-are-dating-someone-famous-you-tend-to-be-seen-as-part-of-a/) [Max Beesley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-beesley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97b/max-beesley-25594_careers_if-you-are-dating-someone-famous-you-ten_956424.jpg) > [The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democratic-presidential-candidate/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c16/jay-leno-210_actresses_the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democ_1899546.png) > [There's a point when you're dating someone where you become aware of all the things you kind of thought you couldn't depart…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-healy/there-s-a-point-when-you-re-dating-someone-where-you-become-aware-of/) [Matthew Healy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-healy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85e/matthew-healy-13864_bits_there-s-a-point-when-you-re-dating-someo_2236644.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dating-someone/#itemlist", "name": "Dating someone Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's so funny - my mom when I am dating someone new, all she will get is the name, first and last, and within an hour, I will get an entire life report of the person.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Nico Tortorella" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nico-tortorella/it-s-so-funny-my-mom-when-i-am-dating-someone-new-all-she-will-get-is/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef5/nico-tortorella-17768_dating_it-s-so-funny-my-mom-when-i-am-dating-so_1066698.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef5/nico-tortorella-17768_dating_it-s-so-funny-my-mom-when-i-am-dating-so_1066698.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef5/nico-tortorella-17768_dating_it-s-so-funny-my-mom-when-i-am-dating-so_1066698.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It's so funny - my mom when I am dating someone new, all she will get is the name, first and last, and…” — Nico Tortorella", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chris Pine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-pine/dating-someone-on-the-opposite-end-of-the-happy-spectrum-teaches-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ff/chris-pine-2168_amount_dating-someone-on-the-opposite-end-of-th_640.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ff/chris-pine-2168_amount_dating-someone-on-the-opposite-end-of-th_640.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ff/chris-pine-2168_amount_dating-someone-on-the-opposite-end-of-th_640.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.” — Chris Pine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When I'm dating someone, if she bonds with my cats I'll give her a chance maybe more than I would otherwise. 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