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> [Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/let-s-start-with-this-statistic-you-are-delicious-be-brave-my-sweet-i/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [“If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/if-he-s-not-calling-you-it-s-because-you-are-not-on-his-mind-if-he-2/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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## Other authors on Dating advice

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## More by Greg Behrendt

> [Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/personally-when-i-m-picking-friends-i-like-the-ones-who-don-t-make-me/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/so-i-m-34-i-m-kind-of-becoming-an-adult-kind-of-i-guess-but-i-know/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/don-t-be-flattered-that-he-misses-you-he-should-miss-you-you-are/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-best-thing-that-can-happen-in-a-relationship-is-when-you-are-the/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-reason-it-s-so-painful-when-someone-disappears-is-you-have-to/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/cheaters-are-people-who-have-a-lot-of-stuff-to-work-out-and-they-re/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/two-people-in-a-relationship-either-grow-together-or-apart-over-time/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-do-think-that-you-can-dress-yourself-out-of-a-problem-the-way-that/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/we-re-taught-that-in-life-we-should-try-to-look-on-the-bright-side/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-don-t-have-to-edit-myself-i-get-to-be-me-warts-and-all-and-that-s/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/he-s-just-not-that-into-you-if-he-s-not-asking-you-out-because-if-he/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/lying-cheating-hiding-is-the-exact-opposite-of-the-behavior-of-a-man/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [big plans require big action](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/big-plans-require-big-action/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-ve-never-tried-to-pass-myself-off-as-anything-more-than-a-comedian/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/people-are-inspired-to-do-remarkable-things-to-find-and-be-with-the/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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