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title: "2 Dates Quotes By Jennifer Crusie"
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> [“I'm fine," Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better." "Bad deduction," Jessie said. "If that were true, I'd be dating Harrison Ford by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/i-m-fine-kate-said-in-fact-since-my-last-two-dates-were-so-awful/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

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> [“In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better.” “Bad deduction,” Jessie said. “If that were true, I’d be dating Harrison Ford by now.” “I’m”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/in-fact-since-my-last-two-dates-were-so-awful-things-can-only-get/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

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## More by Jennifer Crusie

> [“She gave Rachel her usual obsessively loving smile, including Phin in it, too, as her future son-in-law. Such a nice couple , her smile…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/she-gave-rachel-her-usual-obsessively-loving-smile-including-phin-in/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/your-cat-just-got-cat-hair-on-me-it-s-only-fair-min-said-your-suit/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/look-i-m-not-ready-for-you-min-said-i-m-not-prepared-i-don-t-have-any/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/if-you-can-t-be-a-good-example-then-be-a-terrible-warning/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [We're going to need a bigger dock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/we-re-going-to-need-a-bigger-dock/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [“She had to be the calmest woman in the world. Either that or she trusted him completely. That was depressing somehow. He went to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/she-had-to-be-the-calmest-woman-in-the-world-either-that-or-she/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [“He picked up the biscuit box and said, "Come on, Marlene. Back into hiding in case somebody comes looking for you, although only God…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/he-picked-up-the-biscuit-box-and-said-come-on-marlene-back-into/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/can-we-go-to-work-now-because-we-re-about-a-minute-away-from-breaking/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [“At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice. "You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/at-eleven-kate-woke-jake-up-when-she-went-searching-in-the-cooler-for/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [Zach had brought her a dog.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/zach-had-brought-her-a-dog/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/this-is-a-woman-you-ve-known-less-than-twelve-hours-it-took-you-a/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [“Gabe turned his head to look up at her. The moon came through the skylight and backlit Chloe's short blonde curls, making her look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/gabe-turned-his-head-to-look-up-at-her-the-moon-came-through-the/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/breasts-are-very-important-for-women-their-clothes-just-don-t-hang/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. Twenty-eight percent of female…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/where-were-all-the-women-gamblers-it-wasn-t-as-if-being-a-woman-wasn/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [“Exciting wasn't turning out obe as easy as she'd thought it would be, but it was definitely worth pursuing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/exciting-wasn-t-turning-out-obe-as-easy-as-she-d-thought-it-would-be/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

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