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> [“The last time I dated, dinosaurs roamed the earth. We didn't even have electricity.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/the-last-time-i-dated-dinosaurs-roamed-the-earth-we-didn-t-even-have/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

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## More by Susan Mallery

> [“some quality time with a good book. Trying to”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/some-quality-time-with-a-good-book-trying-to/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [“I'm going to walk you home." "I know the way." "Maybe, but the streets are dangerous. I don't want anything to happen to you."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/i-m-going-to-walk-you-home-i-know-the-way-maybe-but-the-streets-are/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [“Grief manifests differently in different people. We all get through things in our own time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/grief-manifests-differently-in-different-people-we-all-get-through/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [“Want to get Chinese?" "I though you cooked." "Like I know how." "That's my girl.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/want-to-get-chinese-i-though-you-cooked-like-i-know-how-that-s-my-girl/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [“I thought I was looking for something. Now I get that I was looking for someone. You. I'll go back to school and get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/i-thought-i-was-looking-for-something-now-i-get-that-i-was-looking/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [Don't be logical. You know I hate that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/don-t-be-logical-you-know-i-hate-that/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [I could never regret you. Us](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/i-could-never-regret-you-us/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [“The worst part is the unknown. The pain of being alone, the loneliness, is familiar. You've dealt with that. You understand it. But loving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/the-worst-part-is-the-unknown-the-pain-of-being-alone-the-loneliness/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [How lovely." The old lady sighed. "An office romance. I always wanted an office romance. Of course I never really had a job, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/how-lovely-the-old-lady-sighed-an-office-romance-i-always-wanted-an/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [“Winemaking should be a mystery with a hint of magic.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/winemaking-should-be-a-mystery-with-a-hint-of-magic/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [“If I start , I'm not going to stop," he said flatly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/if-i-start-i-m-not-going-to-stop-he-said-flatly/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [“Knowing what to do is the easy part. Finding the right person to do it with is a whole lot harder. - Josh Golden”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/knowing-what-to-do-is-the-easy-part-finding-the-right-person-to-do-it/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [“I don't do this," he continued. "I don't get involved. But I've never wanted anyone as much as I want you. It started out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/i-don-t-do-this-he-continued-i-don-t-get-involved-but-i-ve-never/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [“That‟s because we don‟t have any weaknesses. We‟re perfect.” She rolled her eyes. “Give me a break. If you‟re so perfect, how come your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/that-s-because-we-don-t-have-any-weaknesses-we-re-perfect-she-rolled/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

> [“You're wallowing in guilt and he's playing the martyr. It's like living in the middle of Hamlet .”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mallery/you-re-wallowing-in-guilt-and-he-s-playing-the-martyr-it-s-like/)

[Susan Mallery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mallery/)

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