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> [“I haven't been on a first date over five years. Five. Years. Which means, I haven't been on one since 2006. Let me take you back to that time: 2006. Tom Cruise and Kathie Holmes celebrated the birth of their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elodia-strain/i-haven-t-been-on-a-first-date-over-five-years-five-years-which-means/)

Elodia Strain

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## More by Elodia Strain

> [“I haven't been on a first date over five years. Five. Years. Which means, I haven't been on one since 2006. Let me take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elodia-strain/i-haven-t-been-on-a-first-date-over-five-years-five-years-which-means/)

Elodia Strain

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