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title: "7 Date Probably Quotes by 6 authors"
description: "Browse 7 Date Probably quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Date Probably sayings and thoughts."
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> [A perfect date is probably something somewhere where you can kind of communicate and talk to the person. I don't like movies…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/selena-gomez/a-perfect-date-is-probably-something-somewhere-where-you-can-kind-of/)

[Selena Gomez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/selena-gomez/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8da/selena-gomez-1359_communicate_a-perfect-date-is-probably-something-som_128676.jpg)

> [I'm such a weirdo. I'm animal-mad, so my ideal date would probably be something involving going to see animals.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheridan-smith/i-m-such-a-weirdo-i-m-animal-mad-so-my-ideal-date-would-probably-be/)

[Sheridan Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheridan-smith/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e85/sheridan-smith-16226_animal_i-m-such-a-weirdo-i-m-animal-mad-so-my-i_600701.jpg)

> [Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/men-don-t-realize-that-if-we-re-sleeping-with-them-on-the-first-date/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/464/chelsea-handler-887_date_men-don-t-realize-that-if-we-re-sleeping_1052365.png)

> [If a girl sleeps with you on the first date, she's probably not interested in seeing you again after.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-a-girl-sleeps-with-you-on-the-first-date-she-s-probably-not/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75d/anonymous-1_advice_if-a-girl-sleeps-with-you-on-the-first-d_1568358.jpg)

> [If you took me to Coachella for our first date, it would probably be a done deal. It would be a sure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eva-mendes/if-you-took-me-to-coachella-for-our-first-date-it-would-probably-be-a/)

[Eva Mendes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eva-mendes/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/656/eva-mendes-3656_coachella_if-you-took-me-to-coachella-for-our-firs_1940398.jpg)

> [“It was like a date - a weird, twisted date that would probably end with them killing something”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/it-was-like-a-date-a-weird-twisted-date-that-would-probably-end-with/)

[j. lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/105/j-lynn-1047_date_it-was-like-a-date-a-weird-twisted-date_2780923.jpg)

> [Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably not interested in seeing them again either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/men-dont-realize-that-if-were-sleeping-with-them-on-the-first-date/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98c/chelsea-handler-887_date_men-dont-realize-that-if-were-sleeping-w_2842968.png)

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