--- title: "1 Date Going Quotes By Donna Kauffman" description: "1 Date Going quotes by Donna Kauffman. Plus more from Donna Kauffman and more Date Going sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b2/donna-kauffman-2275_thirty_this-is-ridiculous-he-was-a-thirty-two-y_3087500.jpg" --- > [“ This is ridiculous. He was a thirty-two-year-old man who felt like a schoolboy on his first real date. One on which he was going to get really, really lucky. Better to go back topside, he figured, and get them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/this-is-ridiculous-he-was-a-thirty-two-year-old-man-who-felt-like-a/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b2/donna-kauffman-2275_thirty_this-is-ridiculous-he-was-a-thirty-two-y_3087500.jpg) ## More by Donna Kauffman > [“She was every bit of everything he remembered about her, all at once and all at the same time. That was Kerry McCrae in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/she-was-every-bit-of-everything-he-remembered-about-her-all-at-once/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“Kerry had headed up the back stairs of the pub, and even as exhausted as she was, she’d still found it impossible to wipe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/kerry-had-headed-up-the-back-stairs-of-the-pub-and-even-as-exhausted/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“I got waylaid by another of your throng of supporters and well-wishers so you only have yourself to blame.” “So I heard,” he said.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/i-got-waylaid-by-another-of-your-throng-of-supporters-and-well/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“What’s so amusing, wench?” came a gravel-throated voice from behind her, followed by a gentle swat across her sheet-covered backside. “Just plotting my mutiny,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/what-s-so-amusing-wench-came-a-gravel-throated-voice-from-behind-her/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“He was very tall, with long arms and legs that would be gawky and awkward on anyone else, but were graceful and elegant on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/he-was-very-tall-with-long-arms-and-legs-that-would-be-gawky-and/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“A clearing of a gravelly throat pulled him from his thoughts. He turned and looked at Thomas, the boat captain, who was seventy if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/a-clearing-of-a-gravelly-throat-pulled-him-from-his-thoughts-he/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“Cooper,” she said. “Cooper Jax.” As if saying his name would someone break the spell, vanquish the mirage she was still faintly hoping she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/cooper-she-said-cooper-jax-as-if-saying-his-name-would-someone-break/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“I accept your lovely invitation,” he said, then added, “I only have one caveat.” Her relief turned to wary suspicion as she eyed him.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/i-accept-your-lovely-invitation-he-said-then-added-i-only-have-one/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“\*\*“I get it,” he said. “I was supposed to give you your space. I didn’t want to. So...I compromised. Only, you frustrate the hell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/i-get-it-he-said-i-was-supposed-to-give-you-your-space-i-didn-t-want/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“Running halfway around the world apparently hadn’t been far enough to leave him and all of what had transpired between her and the entire…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/running-halfway-around-the-world-apparently-hadn-t-been-far-enough-to/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“She shielded her eyes from the sun, her truck keys dangling down the back of her free hand, as Cooper lowered the passenger window…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/she-shielded-her-eyes-from-the-sun-her-truck-keys-dangling-down-the/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“I can’t believe I’m thirty-one-years-old, lying on my back on a pier in broad daylight--in my own hometown, I might add--trying to figure out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/i-can-t-believe-i-m-thirty-one-years-old-lying-on-my-back-on-a-pier/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“Colm sighed... -She's quite beautiful. Like a fairy and a goddess all wrapped into one. -How very... poetic of you. ... He felt a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/colm-sighed-she-s-quite-beautiful-like-a-fairy-and-a-goddess-all/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“She pondered the best way to handle the laundry situation after they got back to dock. If she thought she’d been a bit pink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/she-pondered-the-best-way-to-handle-the-laundry-situation-after-they/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) > [“You’ve made yourself quite at home, I see.” “You’ve a nice one here, Kerry,” he said quite sincerely, his smile still sparkling with equal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-kauffman/you-ve-made-yourself-quite-at-home-i-see-you-ve-a-nice-one-here-kerry/) [Donna Kauffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-kauffman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/date-going/donna-kauffman/#itemlist", "name": "1 Date Going Quotes By Donna Kauffman", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“ This is ridiculous. He was a thirty-two-year-old man who felt like a schoolboy on his first real date. 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