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title: "8 Date Ask Quotes by 7 authors"
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> [“The worst thing I’ve done on a date? Ask who her favorite serial killer is. Under a bridge. In the dark.” Theo…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anyta-sunday/the-worst-thing-i-ve-done-on-a-date-ask-who-her-favorite-serial/)

[Anyta Sunday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anyta-sunday/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68f/anyta-sunday-20129_date_the-worst-thing-i-ve-done-on-a-date-ask_298169.jpg)

> [Best strategy for a first date is to ask her questions. Just keeping asking her questions about herself. Her life, her job,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-ian-black/best-strategy-for-a-first-date-is-to-ask-her-questions-just-keeping/)

[Michael Ian Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-ian-black/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b18/michael-ian-black-3765_about_best-strategy-for-a-first-date-is-to-ask_940080.png)

> [“The worst thing I’ve done on a date? Ask who her favorite serial killer is. Under a bridge. In the dark.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anyta-sunday/the-worst-thing-i-ve-done-on-a-date-ask-who-her-favorite-serial-2/)

[Anyta Sunday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anyta-sunday/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/950/anyta-sunday-20129_serial-killer_the-worst-thing-i-ve-done-on-a-date-ask_1006450.jpg)

> [“One way to become much more interesting to a man on a date is to ask him intelligent conversations about himself. To…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-argov/one-way-to-become-much-more-interesting-to-a-man-on-a-date-is-to-ask/)

[Sherry Argov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-argov/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/12d/sherry-argov-2627_communication_one-way-to-become-much-more-interesting_1125972.png)

> [I remember our first interviews at the Capitol tower. These magazine people were asking us things like 'What's your favorite color?' and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-carmen/i-remember-our-first-interviews-at-the-capitol-tower-these-magazine/)

[Eric Carmen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-carmen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e9/eric-carmen-12821_favorite-color_i-remember-our-first-interviews-at-the-c_1609072.jpg)

> [“Will you date me when I ask you out? it asked. Yes. Even if I’m ugly and you don’t like my personality?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-july/will-you-date-me-when-i-ask-you-out-it-asked-yes-even-if-i-m-ugly-and/)

[Miranda July](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-july/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70a/miranda-july-1600_quote_will-you-date-me-when-i-ask-you-out-it-a_1801099.jpg)

> [“A date?” I ask, a little shocked, a little excited. It’s about time my aunt got back on the horse. “Like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nessa-morgan/a-date-i-ask-a-little-shocked-a-little-excited-it-s-about-time-my/)

[Nessa Morgan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nessa-morgan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72b/nessa-morgan-32581_time_a-date-i-ask-a-little-shocked-a-little-e_2015574.jpg)

> [You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-on-your-first-date-you-had-to-ask-your-dad/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/147/jeff-foxworthy-939_asks_you-might-be-a-redneck-if-on-your-first_2116686.jpg)

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