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title: "3 Dark Trousers Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Dark Trousers quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Dark Trousers sayings and thoughts."
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> [Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/men-s-legs-have-a-terribly-lonely-life-standing-in-the-dark-in-your/)

[Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/ken-dodd-31251_dark_men-s-legs-have-a-terribly-lonely-life-s_1266234.png)

> [Where I went to school, Eton College, we had to wear dark trousers, a tailcoat, and a stiff, starched collar every day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-siem/where-i-went-to-school-eton-college-we-had-to-wear-dark-trousers-a/)

[Charlie Siem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-siem/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c21/charlie-siem-62273_always_where-i-went-to-school-eton-college-we-h_1485737.jpg)

> [I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katharine-whitehorn/i-cannot-for-the-life-of-me-see-why-the-umpires-the-only-two-people/)

[Katharine Whitehorn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katharine-whitehorn/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f7/katharine-whitehorn-12429_cricket_i-cannot-for-the-life-of-me-see-why-the_2219011.png)

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