--- title: "1 Dark Said Quotes By Katie MacAlister" description: "1 Dark Said quotes by Katie MacAlister. Plus more from Katie MacAlister and more Dark Said sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea9/katie-macalister-2622_dark-ones_sit-down-before-you-hurt-your-owies-i-am_1571626.jpg" --- > [“Sit down before you hurt your owies.” “I am a Dark One!” he said, managing to stand upright at last, ignoring the pain and tearing feeling on his left side. “We do not have owies! We have grievous, nearly fatal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/sit-down-before-you-hurt-your-owies-i-am-a-dark-one-he-said-managing/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea9/katie-macalister-2622_dark-ones_sit-down-before-you-hurt-your-owies-i-am_1571626.jpg) ## More by Katie MacAlister > [“I rubbed my forehead. ‘‘And just why do you expect Neptune to listen to me?’’ ‘‘He’ll listen because you’re you, Mayling! You’re important now! You’re a celebrity!’’ ‘‘What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-rubbed-my-forehead-and-just-why-do-you-expect-neptune-to-listen-to/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [“I didn't say he wasn't a good employer, just that he's not going to be awarded a Sane Person of the Year award.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-didn-t-say-he-wasn-t-a-good-employer-just-that-he-s-not-going-to-be/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [“Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/geez-what-do-i-need-to-do-use-semaphore-i-told-you-i-was-unclaimed/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/my-heart-sobbed-a-lament-that-was-hard-to-ignore/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-m-your-beloved-dammit-you-re-going-to-let-me-save-your-soul-and/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [He looked at my lips. I suddenly found myself wanting to lick his. 'Yes,' he replied, his eyes going molten. My breath caught in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/he-looked-at-my-lips-i-suddenly-found-myself-wanting-to-lick-his-yes/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/his-laughter-echoed-through-my-mind-i-have-a-beautiful-woman-in-my/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [“And now?" I touched Baltic's cheek, drawing his attention away from tragic memories. "Is he being coldly mad now?" "No. I thought at first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/and-now-i-touched-baltic-s-cheek-drawing-his-attention-away-from/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [“That’s the river up there. We’ll likely have to spend the night.’’ He slid me a curious glance. ‘‘I never asked whether you liked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/that-s-the-river-up-there-we-ll-likely-have-to-spend-the-night-he/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [He says he had to go help someone in a desperate situation. Who, exactly, he refuses to say. He doesn’t know when he’s going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/he-says-he-had-to-go-help-someone-in-a-desperate-situation-who/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [I love you, hugs & kisses, smoochies galore, licks, nibbles & assorted gropages!! -Aisling said to Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-love-you-hugs-kisses-smoochies-galore-licks-nibbles-assorted/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [“Well, if it isn't Puff the Magic Dragon”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/well-if-it-isn-t-puff-the-magic-dragon/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [I don't like this." "I know you don't, my little spaetzel. But I am too worn out to run from both the police and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-don-t-like-this-i-know-you-don-t-my-little-spaetzel-but-i-am-too/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [“An interesting parade of expressions passed across Drake’s face. I ran across the floor to him, putting my hands on his chest as I leaned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/an-interesting-parade-of-expressions-passed-across-drake-s-face-i-ran/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) > [“I ground my teeth. "Just when I thought I was getting a handle on this whole Dark One/demon lord/imp thing, you go and throw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-ground-my-teeth-just-when-i-thought-i-was-getting-a-handle-on-this/) [Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-said/katie-macalister/#itemlist", "name": "1 Dark Said Quotes By Katie MacAlister", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Sit down before you hurt your owies.” “I am a Dark One!” he said, managing to stand upright at last, ignoring the pain and tearing feeling on his left side. “We do not have owies! 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