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title: "2 Dark room Quotes By Claudia Winkleman"
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> [There's nothing quite as perfect as going to a dark room where you can eat fattening food next to the man you love. OK. All right. Like. The man you like.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/there-s-nothing-quite-as-perfect-as-going-to-a-dark-room-where-you/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7e/claudia-winkleman-5468_dark_there-s-nothing-quite-as-perfect-as-goin_449309.jpg)

> [A dark room with some low-level whale music and a flat bed and a woman pulling your shoulder back and forth is a happy place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/a-dark-room-with-some-low-level-whale-music-and-a-flat-bed-and-a/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

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## More by Claudia Winkleman

> [I avoid envy at all costs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/i-avoid-envy-at-all-costs/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [Left to their own devices, men would wear trainers with a pair of stonewashed jeans and would think nothing of throwing on a donkey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/left-to-their-own-devices-men-would-wear-trainers-with-a-pair-of/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [If you asked 100 women on the street who they'd like to be, I'm sure most of them would say Kirsty Wark or Germaine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/if-you-asked-100-women-on-the-street-who-they-d-like-to-be-i-m-sure/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [If you meet a girl who says: 'Darling, what do you mean? Of course I wear suspenders. I've worn them all my life. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/if-you-meet-a-girl-who-says-darling-what-do-you-mean-of-course-i-wear/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [I make a good roast chicken.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/i-make-a-good-roast-chicken/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [Sex and the City: The Movie' - a bit like the All Saints comeback, and the return of the Jammy Dodger, it feels a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/sex-and-the-city-the-movie-a-bit-like-the-all-saints-comeback-and-the/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [I don't want to be doing anything else, I just want to be with my family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/i-don-t-want-to-be-doing-anything-else-i-just-want-to-be-with-my/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [All my life, I have avoided any sort of exercise. I don't enjoy sweating and I think people who show off about having just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/all-my-life-i-have-avoided-any-sort-of-exercise-i-don-t-enjoy/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [I am allergic to sweating. Seriously I get in shape by lying down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/i-am-allergic-to-sweating-seriously-i-get-in-shape-by-lying-down/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [I don't like ads: I'm too susceptible. I find myself in the supermarket buying Ronseal, and I don't even have a shed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/i-don-t-like-ads-i-m-too-susceptible-i-find-myself-in-the-supermarket/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [Being hummed at by someone with magic hands while they knead your neck is good for the soul, but it won't make you giggle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/being-hummed-at-by-someone-with-magic-hands-while-they-knead-your/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [I couldn't tell you my wedding anniversary (although I seem to remember it was in June. Or maybe July. Definitely a month beginning with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/i-couldn-t-tell-you-my-wedding-anniversary-although-i-seem-to/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [I've never knowingly taken my make-up off. The stuff you see me in I first put on in the 70s.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/i-ve-never-knowingly-taken-my-make-up-off-the-stuff-you-see-me-in-i/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [I'd like my children to remember all the cuddles and bedtimes, and that I worshipped them unconditionally.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/i-d-like-my-children-to-remember-all-the-cuddles-and-bedtimes-and/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

> [I was a sucker for glamorous women in shoulderpads eating fancy things like eggs benedict.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-winkleman/i-was-a-sucker-for-glamorous-women-in-shoulderpads-eating-fancy/)

[Claudia Winkleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-winkleman/)

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