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title: "4 Dark humor Quotes By Rick Klaus Theis"
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> [“Jesus: Enough with the rebuking!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-klaus-theis/jesus-enough-with-the-rebuking/)

Rick Klaus Theis

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> [“Judas: “Hey, nice uppercut, Prince of Peace. Whatever happened to your “turn the other cheek“ pablum? Jesus: It’s good in theory, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-klaus-theis/judas-hey-nice-uppercut-prince-of-peace-whatever-happened-to-your/)

Rick Klaus Theis

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> [“Jesus: I was nearly lynched by a mob made up of my hometown synagogue congregation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-klaus-theis/jesus-i-was-nearly-lynched-by-a-mob-made-up-of-my-hometown-synagogue/)

Rick Klaus Theis

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> [“Jesus: You picked the wrong Messiah to fuck with!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-klaus-theis/jesus-you-picked-the-wrong-messiah-to-fuck-with/)

Rick Klaus Theis

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## Other authors on Dark humor

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## More by Rick Klaus Theis

> [“Jesus: Enough with the rebuking!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-klaus-theis/jesus-enough-with-the-rebuking/)

Rick Klaus Theis

> [“Judas: “Hey, nice uppercut, Prince of Peace. Whatever happened to your “turn the other cheek“ pablum? Jesus: It’s good in theory, but I take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-klaus-theis/judas-hey-nice-uppercut-prince-of-peace-whatever-happened-to-your/)

Rick Klaus Theis

> [“Jesus: I was nearly lynched by a mob made up of my hometown synagogue congregation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-klaus-theis/jesus-i-was-nearly-lynched-by-a-mob-made-up-of-my-hometown-synagogue/)

Rick Klaus Theis

> [“Jesus: You picked the wrong Messiah to fuck with!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-klaus-theis/jesus-you-picked-the-wrong-messiah-to-fuck-with/)

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