--- title: "2 Dark humor Quotes By J.D. Robb" description: "2 Dark humor quotes by J.D. Robb. Plus more from J.D. Robb and more Dark humor sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3df/j-d-robb-662_dark-humor_eve-hold-on-you-have-to-give-them-a-gift_2284197.jpg" --- > [“(Eve)"Hold on. You have to give them a gift for moving?" "Uh-huh. Plus they're shacking, so it should be a couple thing." She (Mavis) ate another canape, fed on to Leonardo. "Why does there have to be a gift for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/eve-hold-on-you-have-to-give-them-a-gift-for-moving-uh-huh-plus-they/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3df/j-d-robb-662_dark-humor_eve-hold-on-you-have-to-give-them-a-gift_2284197.jpg) > [“It all jibed, and the books would close on Jasper as death by misadventure. Unofficially, Eve labeled it death by stupidity, but there wasn't a place on the sheet for that particular observation. - Lt. Eve Dallas on a drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/it-all-jibed-and-the-books-would-close-on-jasper-as-death-by/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ff/j-d-robb-662_books_it-all-jibed-and-the-books-would-close-o_2416388.jpg) ## Other authors on Dark humor - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b014/author-jonas-eriksson-52820.jpg) Jonas Eriksson 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-humor/jonas-eriksson/) ## More by J.D. Robb > [“The man could stop her heart, then send it into full gallop. Just a look at him. They’d been married more than two years,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/the-man-could-stop-her-heart-then-send-it-into-full-gallop-just-a/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“When his mouth was on hers, when he could feel her about to shatter yet again, he plunged into her, knocking her over the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/when-his-mouth-was-on-hers-when-he-could-feel-her-about-to-shatter/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“So he found her. Most people would have said she was relaxed. But then, Roarke thought, most people didn’t really know and certainly didn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/so-he-found-her-most-people-would-have-said-she-was-relaxed-but-then/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“Why is that? Why do we love each other?” “Because we are what we are, and we’re both okay with it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/why-is-that-why-do-we-love-each-other-because-we-are-what-we-are-and/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“People, she thought, could be unbelievably stupid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/people-she-thought-could-be-unbelievably-stupid/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“Eve: “If you ended up naked and dead with another woman, I'd do the Rumba on your corpse.” Roarke: “You can't do the Rumba.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/eve-if-you-ended-up-naked-and-dead-with-another-woman-i-d-do-the/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“Santa exists in the hearts of all true believers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/santa-exists-in-the-hearts-of-all-true-believers/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“You'll stay in the surveillance vehicle and assist McNab. Any arguments from you, Detective?" she said, looking at McNab. "No. No, sir, Lieutenant." He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/you-ll-stay-in-the-surveillance-vehicle-and-assist-mcnab-any/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“Eve woke, violently aroused. It was Roarke’s hands on her. She knew their texture, their rhythm. Her heart tripped against her ribs, then bounded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/eve-woke-violently-aroused-it-was-roarke-s-hands-on-her-she-knew/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“She took his mouth, gave it a nice little bite as she ground against him. "There you are," she murmured. "Well, you've left me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/she-took-his-mouth-gave-it-a-nice-little-bite-as-she-ground-against/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“He watched, somewhat fascinated as she swished a slice of bacon through the pool of syrup. His steely-minded cop had the appetite of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/he-watched-somewhat-fascinated-as-she-swished-a-slice-of-bacon/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“Eve: "Keep your mind off sex" Roake: "Why? It's so happy there.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/eve-keep-your-mind-off-sex-roake-why-it-s-so-happy-there/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“How can I love you and not be afraid? You’re my life, Eve, my heart. You’re asking, you’re wondering if I ever worry, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/how-can-i-love-you-and-not-be-afraid-you-re-my-life-eve-my-heart-you/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“I will give you more pain than you can imagine. Your brains will leak out of your ears, and your bowels out of your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/i-will-give-you-more-pain-than-you-can-imagine-your-brains-will-leak/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) > [“Lust dazzles, sure, at least for the short term. But love clears the vision. You see better, sharper, because you feel more than you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/lust-dazzles-sure-at-least-for-the-short-term-but-love-clears-the/) [J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-humor/j-d-robb/#itemlist", "name": "2 Dark humor Quotes By J.D. Robb", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“(Eve)\"Hold on. You have to give them a gift for moving?\" \"Uh-huh. 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