--- title: "4 Dark humor Quotes By Chris DiCroce" description: "4 Dark humor quotes by Chris DiCroce. Plus more from Chris DiCroce and more Dark humor sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/820/chris-dicroce-64599_actor_i-m-not-who-you-think-i-am-i-m-an-actor_194410.jpg" --- > [“I’m not who you think I am. I’m an actor. Just like all of you. I’m improvising, shooting from the hip. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dicroce/i-m-not-who-you-think-i-am-i-m-an-actor-just-like-all-of-you-i-m/) [Chris DiCroce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dicroce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/820/chris-dicroce-64599_actor_i-m-not-who-you-think-i-am-i-m-an-actor_194410.jpg) > [“In the moments between bullets, those in foxholes regain their vision. They get to count the dead, feel for holes. Pain creeps…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dicroce/in-the-moments-between-bullets-those-in-foxholes-regain-their-vision/) [Chris DiCroce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dicroce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4b/chris-dicroce-64599_action-adventure_in-the-moments-between-bullets-those-in_2452753.jpg) > [“Some were only there to see and be seen. Some to watch the fall. People love free booze and a car crash.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dicroce/some-were-only-there-to-see-and-be-seen-some-to-watch-the-fall-people/) [Chris DiCroce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dicroce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/987/chris-dicroce-64599_car-crash_some-were-only-there-to-see-and-be-seen_2912999.jpg) > [“Skylab might have been the only thing that fell faster than Reggie’s skirt when it came to a man squatting in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dicroce/skylab-might-have-been-the-only-thing-that-fell-faster-than-reggie-s/) [Chris DiCroce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dicroce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/608/chris-dicroce-64599_dark-humor_skylab-might-have-been-the-only-thing-th_3223853.jpg) ## Other authors on Dark humor - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b014/author-jonas-eriksson-52820.jpg) Jonas Eriksson 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-humor/jonas-eriksson/) ## More by Chris DiCroce > [“I’m not who you think I am. I’m an actor. Just like all of you. I’m improvising, shooting from the hip. It’s all a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dicroce/i-m-not-who-you-think-i-am-i-m-an-actor-just-like-all-of-you-i-m/) [Chris DiCroce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dicroce/) > [“Every man should have to dig his own grave, Dash thought. If for nothing else, than to know what it feels like to dig…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dicroce/every-man-should-have-to-dig-his-own-grave-dash-thought-if-for/) [Chris DiCroce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dicroce/) > [“In the moments between bullets, those in foxholes regain their vision. They get to count the dead, feel for holes. Pain creeps through a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dicroce/in-the-moments-between-bullets-those-in-foxholes-regain-their-vision/) [Chris DiCroce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dicroce/) > [“Some were only there to see and be seen. Some to watch the fall. People love free booze and a car crash.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dicroce/some-were-only-there-to-see-and-be-seen-some-to-watch-the-fall-people/) [Chris DiCroce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dicroce/) > [“Skylab might have been the only thing that fell faster than Reggie’s skirt when it came to a man squatting in the general proximity…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dicroce/skylab-might-have-been-the-only-thing-that-fell-faster-than-reggie-s/) [Chris DiCroce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dicroce/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-humor/chris-dicroce/#itemlist", "name": "4 Dark humor Quotes By Chris DiCroce", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I’m not who you think I am. I’m an actor. Just like all of you. I’m improvising, shooting from the hip. It’s all a lie. 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